Fotodog's Soapbox

And The Lion Sleeps Tonight

2012-02-03T17:34:00.001-06:00

Ice_7885, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

This has been an extremely mild winter. I'm quite happy about that, especially after the hundreds of inches of snow last year.

There has been no lion as of yet. But, being in Minnesota, I can only imagine that it will rear it's ugly head very soon. If only for a brief moment.

This image was taken in Rice Park in downtown Saint Paul during the Winter Carnival. It's always a crap shoot for the ice sculpture contest, it's either bitter cold, or a full-scale blizzard or in this case 40+ degrees in January. Just moments after I made this photograph, many of the ice sculptures came tumbling down.

It was taken about 12:45 pm. The beautiful midday sun streaming in, giving it the perfect backlight. I patiently waited for the two school bus loads of children to pass by, hoping that the sculpture would last for 1/1000th of a second for me. I set my Nikon D300s on Aperture priority, f/5.6, set the ISO to 200 and an exposure bias of -0.7. I then set the auto bracket for 5 exposures +/- 1.0 to grab 5 shots with a range exposures to capture all of highlights and shadows. I was planning on making an HDR in Photoshop later but instead, I got the one exposure that allowed me to retain detail in both the highlights and have exposure throughout the shadows with rich blacks in the backgrounds. I was exstatic when I saw the exposure.

I posted this image for another reason. Adobe Photoshop Lightroom 4 Beta is out. I've been a huge supporter of Lightroom for years. It's an amazing tool to help a photographer's workflow and it keeps getting better.

I thought when they published 3.6 that I'd be in happy forever but now with 4.0 there are quite a few things that make the workflow and publishing such a snap.

The plethora of adjustments in Lightroom (3.6 or 4.0) allow you to do non-destructive editing to your images, without having to make copies of your JPGs or backing up multiple version. Just another great reason to shoot in RAW.

If you're not a Lightroom user, I highly recommend going to Adobe Labs and downloading the free beta to give it a test drive and then go to PhotoshopCafe to their Learning Center to learn tips and tricks on editing in Lightroom.

I hope y'all have a pleasant winter and spring and "Happy Shooting"
Cheers!
~fotodog

To One in Paradise

2012-01-19T10:08:00.001-06:00

Mom and I - from the archives, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Thou wast that all to me, love,
For which my soul did pine—
A green isle in the sea, love,
A fountain and a shrine,
All wreathed with fairy fruits and flowers,
And all the flowers were mine.

Ah, dream too bright to last!
Ah, starry Hope! that didst arise
But to be overcast!
A voice from out the Future cries,
“On! on!”—but o’er the Past
(Dim gulf!) my spirit hovering lies
Mute, motionless, aghast!

For, alas! alas! with me
The light of Life is o’er!
No more—no more—no more—
(Such language holds the solemn sea
To the sands upon the shore)
Shall bloom the thunder-blasted tree,
Or the stricken eagle soar!

And all my days are trances,
And all my nightly dreams
Are where thy grey eye glances,
And where thy footstep gleams—
In what ethereal dances,
By what eternal streams.
- Edgar Allan Poe

In your honour,dear Mother. I read this poem and it speaks a lot about you. And by paradise, most scholars will attest to an island paradise, but I read it as the Great Paradise, a life in heaven.

You were a dream to bright to last. Your love still shines brightly from beyond. It grounds me and guides me to be a better man.

I love you, Mom and I miss you.
LNS

Merry Christmas 2011

2011-12-25T13:38:00.001-06:00

Merry Christmas 2011, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

As we draw near to the end of year, I continue to be blessed by great family, friends, fans and even lurkers/stalkers.

I hope the season finds you all well and that you all get more than you deserve as well as prosperity and happiness in 2012.

This Christmas season has been wonderful, spending time with family and friends with little to no stress. That is present enough for me. But I do have to brag about one present, a 20 inch replica of the leg lamp from Christmas Story. It's sitting proudly in my front window.

This year, both girls were in the Christmas play at church. Because of the decreasing enrollment in Sunday School, they had to adjust and play multiple roles. I was very proud of my girls as they were very dedicated, practicing every Monday since October. Celia chose the Christmas play over junior roller derby which I was surprised by, but also very proud of.

Today, Celia was the acolyte during the Christmas service at church, something she takes very seriously. She does such a good job helping the pastor during the service. She chose to go through confirmation and is dedicated to learning the catechism and doing her duties in the church. We gave her the option and she chose the path. I'm proud to support her.

Tomorrow, I get to take the girls to see my Dad. We always cherish the time with him, however brief. Grandpa tries to be cheerful during Christmas time but it's still hard for him since Mom passed. I'm excited that we get to spend some time with him during the holidays and bring some Christmas cheer to him.

Be safe everyone, thank you all for being a part of my life and the Merriest Christmas and New Year to you!
Cheers!
~fotodog

Happy Thanksgiving

2011-11-24T10:45:00.001-06:00

Osman Shrine Circus_2959, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

I wish I could have you all in one room, wait, no in one arena and thank you, my family, my friends and my fans for being so damn awesome.

I am very fortunate to have so many wonderful people in my life and the opportunities to experience life to its fullest.

The sun is shining, the turkey is in the oven and the smell of pies baking fills the air.

Thank you and thank you and thank you and thank you and thank you and thank you and thank you and thank you and thank you and thank you! Good night!

Peace and Love,
~fotodog

Fall in St. Paul

2011-11-23T00:30:00.001-06:00

Fall in St. Paul_1728a, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

As I was going through some photographs from the past weekend, I was feeling a little blah, a little meloncholy wishing for a few more days of sunshine and the rich Autumn colours. Every once in a while, I guess I need that little ray of sunshine to perk me up (or in some cases give me a swift kick in the ass).

I am fortunate to have many wonderful friends, family and fans. I thank God for each and every one of them. They each bring their own unique talents and quirks with them. And each one them are honest enough with me to tell me like it is.

I have to tell you about one of my friends ( almost said special friends and that would have been weird) her name is Orange Ruffy.

I met Ruffy at my first North Star Roller Girls event, she skated with the Violent Femmes. To describe her personality, I guess the most accurate word would be effervescent. Even when she was disgruntled she would end with a smile and a laugh. Ever since I've known her, she's been a straight shooter and I like that in people. She'd knock you down on the track and then come over and joke around with you afterwards.

To keep it short, I'll just say, Thanks, Ruffy for being you. You are a person who lets the light of God shine through you, filtering on to those around you. We are richer for knowing you!

Peace!
~fotodog

A Day of Sledding

2011-11-22T22:51:00.001-06:00

A Day of Sledding_2607, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

It's almost sledding time.

It's one of the few things during the winter time that I look forward too.

Never happy about the slipping and sliding on the roadways or shoveling and deicing the walks but watching the kids having fun on the hills is always a day of joy.

In this shot, from 2009, my daughter Celia was blasting down the hills in Highland Park. I asked her to do one more run, so I could get a 'big air' shot. She got a full head of steam and hit the only bump in the middle of the hill. She did great. I was really impressed.

As usual, we went to the coffee shop for a good hot cocoa with whipped cream and sprinkles to warm up. A Mexican hot cocoa for me. MMMM warms my heart just thinking about it.

Who knows, maybe I'll even get on skis or a snowboard this winter.

Cheers!
~fotodog

iFotodog

2011-11-07T11:20:00.001-06:00

iFotodog, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Sometimes, I feel like a nut. Sometimes. . . well you know the rest of the jingle.

It's days like these where I find the motivation to work in random pockets of energy. Not always the right motivation, but it keeps me from being distracted by shiny objects.

Years ago, a friend of mine was into this huge minimalist movement and some of it rubbed off me. From time to time, I challenge myself to do more in a minimalist fashion.

Minimalist ideas are not just design concepts, unfortunately, in my day job, I have minimal resources to do the projects I need to do. Corporate finance and HR policies keep my team small and working on systems that don't provide me with all the tools I need to do my job efficiently. It drives me a little nuts. If only corporations would realize that putting more resources towards the projects, we would accomplish more and be a much better company. But alas, that is an uphill battle that I've fought for too long but will continue to fight (another day)

My photography and graphic design allow me to explore areas of my brain and my soul. Keeping things simple (minimalistic) helps me isolate the nerves, send one message at a time, one skill at a time. Then on to the next. Once I get in that frame of mind, I can attack work the same way. One concept, one project, one nerve at a time to completion.

Now, onwards and upwards. Have a wonderful day!
~fotodog

NSRG Bout - Family Time

2011-11-05T15:46:00.001-05:00

NSRG Championships 2011_5013, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Tonight, I will be attending the North Star Roller Girls opening bout and for the first time in 6 years, I will be assuming the role of fan, friend and support instead of my previous role as league photographer.

On one hand, I'm a little melancholy about the whole thing. Not shooting and all. But, on the happy side, I finally get to sit next to my wife and kids and enjoy the bout. Talk to friends and skaters and take the whole spectacle in.

I'm also excited because Crankshaft is performing before they blow the first whistle to get the joint a jumpin. And we get to see TCJRD alumni, Torrential Pain skate for her new team, Delta Delta Di.

Good luck, NSRG have a blast tonight.

Cheers,
~fotodog

My Friend, Pete

2011-10-17T23:12:00.001-05:00

My Friend, Pete, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

It's those moments of silence that sometimes say so much more.

[insert your own moment of silence here]

Boston Cemetary_2193

2011-10-08T17:02:00.001-05:00

Boston Cemetary_2193 , a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

One of the many 18th century graveyards in the middle of historical Boston, Massachusetts.

This is the same cemetery where Samuel Adams and Paul Revere reside.

It is sights like this that make history real. Not just a story anymore.

Walking the Freedom Trail with my buddy Matt Keefe was such an experience. Here he is, a resident of this wondrous city and he still walks the Freedom Trail with the same wonder as a tourist.

Although I didn't get a chance to walk the entire trail I did see so much. From the Old North Church, to the State House to the cemetery, it was all an amazing experience. I look forward to returning to the city to hit the rest of the trail.

Cheers to you!
~fotodog

Homage to Ed Weston

2011-10-02T21:41:00.001-05:00

Homage to Ed Weston, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Although, Ansel Adams has always been my idol and favourite photographer, I have influences across the board from modern to master. Each influence has taught me to attempt certain compositions, light and modification of light, exposure and variants, etc. My entire life, I have been reading, viewing and learning about photography. The techniques, the approaches and the visions, to help train my eye what a great photograph is and what it isn't. For this subject, all I could think of was, "How would Ed Weston approach this shot?"

Ed Weston was famous for taking common objects and through use of the lens and the shutter capture form and figure to make the viewer's eye moving across the image. His photographs of a bell pepper and a toilet are as interesting and as much a figure study as his nudes. It was about form, shape, lines and textures.

So, when I see a scene or an object that makes me bring my camera to my eye, I will take an initial exposure, than I ask myself, "Is there another vantage point or perspective I should take? Should I use a different lens or setting? and most importantly, What do I want this image to say?" And sometimes, like today, "How would * * * approach this image?"

In this image, I saw the shapes of the weird mushroom-like beast and its leading lines and once I got the lines going the way I needed them too, I waited for the clouds, the trees and wind to play nice, to bring the highlights and textures, right where I wanted them. I only need three shots, but I waited for almost 10 minutes before I took this exposure.

The only post-processing to this image was using PhotoShop to add a black & white adjustment layer to give me the tones I wanted.

Exposure:
Nikon D300s set to Aperture Priority
Nikkor 16-85 VRII
f/16 @ 1/2000th sec
ISO/Sensitivity - 800
Exposure compensation -1.0

Death is Coming For Ya!

2011-09-18T23:59:00.002-05:00

Death is Coming For Ya!, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

People have repeatedly called me a "Cold-Hearted Bastard" because as long as I can remember, I've always been pretty calm and unemotional in regards to death. I usually resort to telling stories, sharing photographs or movies about the departed in hopes to celebrate their life instead of mourning our loss.

Yes, I do get sad, and I desperately miss those that are gone and I feel deeply for those who suffer losses. I've just never been one to weep or get depressed. That is until my Mom passed away in 2008. I've since become. . . a bit more emotional about death.

I go through denial and anger, boy do I go through anger and then I go to seething. There's no acceptance, no depression just straight to seething. The pain gnaws at me and the seething comes to a boil until I share a story or image about the departed.

Today, I'm preparing for anger. I found out a friend of mine, Tom Johnson - singer, songwriter and all-around great guy, is in hospice and will be passing soon. Tom is the cornerstone of the band, Whiskey Sournotes, based here in the Twin Cities. Their unique brand of music and approach to writing is comical, mature but definitely bordering on lewd, but it's entertaining. I was doing a project for the Whiskey Sournotes and Pete "My Friend" Lindner and Tom and I were hanging out in Tom's basement and he wanted play me a song called "Pussy Season". A very loungey, almost holiday sounding song. I immediately loved it and recorded it with my iPod. It turned out pretty good for a basement recording. Pete and I discussed shooting a video for it. Wish we had done that. I played that song for so many people, getting everything from laughter to toe-tapping and finger-snapping to disgust. It was great.

I had the pleasure of photographing the Sournotes on few occasions and Tom and the Gang were always a joy. One of the shots from a 400 Bar gig was one of my favourites. The lighting, the pose and the emotion of the song. Wrapped it up beautifully for me.

Death shows no favoritism, shows no preference for wealth or stature, black or white, male or female. Death does not discriminate and is not kind. Death will destroy your family, break your heart and steal the time and love you share with the departed.

Death is Coming for Ya! You never know when. All we can do show the people we care about, just how we feel. Be open, honest and loving. Tell them often. Don't let regret hit you.

And finally, take those risks, do something that you always wanted to do, go see something you've never seen before. You don't want to have the woulda, coulda, shoulda thoughts invade your head.

Tom, I hate to see you go. You brought so much joy to the people around you. You have a great heart and a great soul. We'll dearly miss you.

Death, you suck! I hate you! Stop taking the people I care about. Stop making my friends and family cry. You suck.

Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine

2011-09-16T11:17:00.001-05:00

Minnesota State Fair_2010_2957, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

For as long as I can remember, I've been the last guy in the room when people are showing their slideshows. The first guy to sit next to your Mom or Aunt or BFF as they show off photo albums of the family trip or those crazy college days.

For the past 10 years, I've been the guy who loves to explore the web to see what's going on in photography (and design) and when my friends, either online or face-to-face ask, I will play the part of mentor, coach, reviewer, friend and critic. I try to do a little more than just "Nice Shot" My goal is to provide honest feedback (in a constructive manner) and then seek opportunities to challenge the photographer to enhance the exposure, or composition, or suggest a new technique they may be eager to try. And in extreme cases, I've been known to bring people back to reality and say, "this is not good" but I will always provide my reasoning behind it. My goal is not to offend or insult the photographer, but provide them with a teachable moment.. If their goal is to do this professionally, the stakes are high, the competition is fierce and the harsh reality is that so much work goes unnoticed.

One of the things I enjoy, is providing feedback to photographers of all talent levels. I've been a coach/mentor for quite a number of photographers over the past 10 years, most of them coming from my affiliation with the forums at PhotoShop Cafe Watching people grow and explore new skills and techniques is so rewarding. Especially when I see them start mentoring photographers in the same manner that I do.

I'm also that guy that loves to show my work and welcome constructive criticism. And if you ask, I'll even tell you the story or technique of the image as well. But hopefully we'll do that over drinks as not to get too wordy on the web.

One of things I find interesting, after running a few statistical reports over the past few years is that for every 500 comments/reviews I give, I receive 1 comment or review in return. A little overwhelming and on extreme days I have trouble validating my work. Is it the subject matter, did I piss someone off, or am I losing my stuff and work is shit and no one wants to tell me? And just when I feel a bit down on myself, I'll get that one comment that just brightens my mood. A totally unexpected comment or request for a print and done in such a manner to make me feel as giddy as a school girl on dress up day. (having two school age girls at home so I see that energy a lot). And it motivates me. Just that one sincere comment can make it all worth it.

So, I thank you (and you know who you are) for being my supporters, fans, followers and lurkers. It's exciting to know that people are viewing and enjoying my work. But it's especially rewarding when I'm asked to mentor/coach photographers and then they take what I say, filter it, and adapt it to their work.

Keep on a Shootin'!

Last Chance Forever

2011-08-27T19:42:00.001-05:00

John Karger_0466, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Founded in 1978 by Master Falconer and Veterinary Technician John Karger, Last Chance Forever is a nonprofit, tax exempt organization dedicated to the rehabilitation of sick, injured and orphaned birds of prey, scientific investigation, and also just as importantly, the education of the public. (from their Official Website.

John Karger is an amazing man. Watching him is one of the highlights of the Minnesota State Fair. Last Chance Forever puts on three shows a day at the DNR building presenting his birds of prey. He will have plenty of eagles, hawks, falcons, owls and sometimes even a vulture or two.

Mr. Karger is incredibly passionate about the birds and even more passionate about educating people on the value of the birds of prey to humans.

Take for instance the Barn Owl. It's horrible screech is synonymous with horror films and propaganda films but in reality they eat approximately 5000 mice and rats per year. Rather than using live traps we humans will generally put out poison which ends up getting into the owls blood stream or even worse will contaminate the earth around us and get into our pets our children's blood stream.

If you're at the Minnesota State Fair, please stop by at 11:00 am, 2:00 pm or 4:00 pm for the show. Get there about 30 minutes early if you want a seat on the bleachers. You won't be disappointed with the show or the birds.

Recently, Mr. Karger added a bit to his show where he will select volunteers from the audience to assist in presenting the birds. How freaking amazing is that. To be able to hold a Peregrine Falcon on your gloved hand. Here's a bird that can travel at 240 miles per hour, with talons that could crush the skull of a bird, a beak to shred the carcass with ease and weighs barely a pound sitting on your gloved hand. I was fortunate to be selected and it's amazing to see such a fine animal right there. Absolutely amazing.

If you're not able to attend the fair, you can go to events (or even volunteer) at the Minnesota Raptor Center affiliated with the University of Minnesota or the National Eagle Center in Wabasha, Minnesota.

Thank you John Karger, Last Chance Forever and the Minnesota DNR for the annual presentation. It's educational and inspirational.

Cheers!
~fotodog

The North Shore_2010

2011-08-18T17:19:00.001-05:00

The North Shore_2010, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

One of Minnesota's favourite tourist destinations - The North Shore of Lake Superior.

In my last visit to the North Shore, my daughter and I went up the coastline a wee bit from the hotel and I'm trying to teach her a little bit about photography.

I put these on the computer and completely forgot about them until last night as I was looking for images for an upcoming mentoring session on adjustment layers in PhotoShop.

This image popped out for two reasons, 1) the beautiful blue that jumped out from Lake Superior that day. It was a glorious day. And 2) the lines and action. The water spray drew me in.

Adjustment layers are an amazing tool in Photoshop. They allow you to do non-destructive edits to your photos whether it's a black & white conversion or to add a photo filter, adjust hue * saturation or the most dreaded curves adjustment.

In this example, the image on the right the only edits were to add a curves adjustment layer and select "Medium Contrast" from the drop-down. It was exactly what I wanted, making the blue darken a wee bit while enhaning the highlights int he water.

On the left, I kept the curves layer in place and added a black & white adjustment layer. I scrolled through the presents and found the "Red Filter" layer to my liking but it wasn't perfect. So I played with the sliders for Blue, Cyan and Grean to slightly lighten the water for a little detail in the foreground. I then adjusted the yellow and red to lighten the base of the rocks as I felt that fell to shadow to harshly as well. I then saved the layer adjustment in my presets so I can reuse it any time.

In less than 5 minutes, I was able to produce two distinctly different images and I still have the RAW file (and JPEG) that I can crop or adjust in Camera RAW and the adjustment layers are there so I won't have to completely redo the image if I'm asked to edit after client review.

Now I'm tempted to take off for the North Shore on a Photo Safari this weekend. Hmmmm. . .

Cheers!
~fotodog

Caution: State Fair Around the Corner

2011-08-17T10:03:00.001-05:00

Poobah - Fire Eater, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

My how the summer has passed. The fair starts on August 25th. Only 8 days away.

I am amused that the majority of the people I talk to or follow on Facebook or Twitter aren't excited for the Grandstand shows (Weezer would be awesome) or the Midway rides but rather "eating their way through the fair." They have their standards like cheese curds, mini-donuts and Martha's cookies and have a trail of planned stops. I'm surprised they don't have a GPS app for that. I can't imagine eating 10-15,000 calories they way some of my friends have planned. UFF DA!

If you see the deep-fried butter please just pass on by. You know it's not healthy and if they profit from it, they'll just come back with something even worse next year. There's a turkey sandwich store next to the DNR building that is amazing. Go there instead and save the cholesterol points. You'll thank me later.

As a family, we have a few traditions; the fine art building, kiddie rides, the big slide, the DNR building and Last Chance Forever show, and the occasional food products.

The State Fair for me has always been about rides, entertainment and people watching. This year, my oldest daughter is big enough to go on the exciting rides like the Zipper (my personal favourite) and the roller coasters so I'm excited for that.

This photo is of a cult favourite in the fire community, Poobah. Poohbah has been a fixture of the freak show at the end of the midway for years. He is said to be 80+ years old was still performing as of last year. Poohbah has performed at Coney Island freak show and traveled around the nation doing his brand of fire eating/breathing.

But Poohbah is not the only interesting person to watch at the fair, from hipsters to truckers, farm girls to floozies you see 'em all and it's funny as hell to watch them all pass by.

But the biggest thing is the kids. I used to have so much fun as a kid at the fair and I want to do that for my kids. The rides, the butterfly tent and all the sights and sounds. It's good family entertainment. A little pricey, but fun.

By the way, there's a lot of free entertainment this year, Morris Day and the Time, Tapes and Tapes, Boiled in Lead, something for everybody.

Now to get the sunscreen loaded, a good pair of walking shoes and my camera, load up the family and have a good time.
Cheers!
~fotodog

Poobah - Fire Eater

Shoes? Shoes! Shoes?

2011-07-28T08:39:00.009-05:00

On the Today Show this morning, they mentioned that the average woman spends over $25 THOUSAND on shoes in her lifetime. The feature of the story was a professional poker player who had over 1200 pairs of shoes averaging at least $750 a pair. She had so many shoes that she didn't even remember buying some of them. Most of the shoes were hideous and the heels were so high that they couldn't have been comfortable.

C'mon, when your feet start spilling out of the shoes because of the angle that can't be comfortable, can it? A recent study also stated that 95% of women will buy shoes that are painful, not uncomfortable but painful if they are fashionable and they feel pretty in them. One reason I have little empathy for those women who complain about foot and back pain when they're wearing shitty shoes.

Do women really need 30 pair of black pumps? I do know a woman who does and argues that she needs them, but in reality has only worn 4 pair over the life of the shoes. The kicker is that neither her husband or I (nor any man) tell the difference between them. They are all 2 inch heals with a semi-rounded toe. The subtleties in stitching or shape are lost on us.

This story reminded my of an article I wrote for a friends website a few years back, "Real Men and Their Shoes" Real men only NEED six pair of shoes. The six pair are:

Boots

Sneakers

Work Shoes

Sunday Go-to-Meeting Shoes

Specialty Shoes

Seasonal/Backup Shoes

You are allowed one pair of slippers for around the house, these are not considered shoes. But remember only one pair!

The key is that you replace shoes instead of 'adding to the wardrobe'.

The exception to the rule is you are a professional athlete or a multi-sport Dad and you need to have specialty shoes for your sports.

I've never understood the women who need hundreds of pair of shoes and most they never wear after the trying-on phase in the store. If you are buying shoes to make yourself feel good try this instead. Whatever money you intended on spending on shoes, find a needy family and buy them a nice outfit or new pair of shoes. To the poker star, this would be an amazing practice for you because the $750-$4,000 your spending on shoes would go a long way to either feed or clothe a needy family and the positive vibes last much longer than a silly old pair of shoes.

Cheers!
~fotodog

Warrior Dash 2011

2011-07-25T09:40:00.001-05:00

Warrior Dash 2011 _9023, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

This past weekend was the My cousin, Lance McDaniel, and a few other friends from the North Star Roller Girls participated in this exhilarating event and I am in awe of what a fun festival this is.

I ventured down to Afton Alps and was amazed at the number of people there. From all reports there 9000 warriors registered over the two days. Add a couple days of rain, a few thousand crazy warrior fans, some rock and roll, turkey legs and beer and it was quite the festival atmosphere.

Back story: Lance and I haven't met face-to-face in about 20 years. Thanks to the wonders of Facebook, we've reconnected and got to know each other all over again. When I was a freshman in college, his Mom and Dad taught me how to play racquetball and Lance and his brother Layne would regularly kick my ass. It was a bit embarrassing, but eventually I was able get better and finally destroy these 8 and 10 year-olds. Fast forward a few years and here I am cheering on my cousin from the mud pit. I had a perfect view of the entrance to Muddy Mayhem.

It was a blast watching people approach the pit. Some cannon-balled, others dove in like Michael Phelps in the Olympics, some belly-flopped, and others tip-toed in like it was a Minnesota lake on a spring morning. The one that really got me was the couple running together, hand-in-hand until they got to Muddy Mayhem and the the guy pushed his girlfriend in. What a tool. It made for great photos, but he's still a tool.

I applaud Lance and all warriors for taking on this challenge. A 5k over hill-and-dale with barbed wire, fire, hurricanes, army walls and hills Don't forget the hills. It is an amazing challenge for all the warriors. You should all feel proud (and a bit sore) for completing it.

The one thing that did disappoint me was the lack of costumes. I guess I'm spoiled from the Polar Plunge fanatics with the extravagant outfits.

I hope the Warrior Dash returns in 2012 because Lance has recruited me to train and become a warrior. It should be highly entertaining. But who will take the photos?

Rosie Flores

2011-07-08T02:59:00.001-05:00

Rose Flores_8740, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Went to Lee's Liquor Lounge in Minneapolis tonight to see my friend Emmaline Muchmore perform. Or so I thought. Emmaline was actually performing with Ray Barnard & the Reverberation who put on a helluva show. A band full of amazing musicians. So much talent I can't even begin to tell you.

The surprise of the night was Rosie Flores.

Rosie hales from Austin, Texas and is one of the premiere country, rock-a-billy, honky tonk performers of the modern age. She has been around for quite awhile but has flown under the pop radar.

This woman is a spitfire. Holy Cow, she can play and sing. She's got an endless supply of energy on stage and even though the crowd was light tonight, you could tell she was giving it her all.

You can find our more about Rosie on her Official Website.

On of the projects you should be excited about is an album that Rosie produced and recorded with Janis Martin shortly before she passed away. Unfortunately, none of the major labels are interested in the CD but she is self-producing it with donations using Kickstarter.com. You won't be disappointed.
Minneapolis, you had a chance to see awesome music in a classic hometown venue with a performer that LOVES the city and yet there were fewer than 150 people there tonight. Minneapolis, get off your ass and support the music venues. You'll be amazed at how much talent we have here, not to mention the national touring acts that will kick your ass.
Thanks for listening!
~fotodog

Bearded Lady Motorcycle Freak Show

2011-07-07T14:47:00.001-05:00

Bearded Lady Block Party, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

The Bearded Lady Motorcycle Freak Show is back with a vengeance this year. It will be held on July 23rd at the 331 Club in N.E. Minneapolis.

This shot was taken in 2008 and I thought it was crazy, wicked then, but it gets bigger and badder every year.

Motorcycles, music and . . . . um. . .well freaks abound. If you're a motorcycle enthusiast or you dig really awesome music or just want to people watch, you should be here.

On tap for music - The Brass Kings, The Violent Shifters and Crankshaft (just to name a few).

The motorcycle contest has 12 categories ranging from Rat Bike to Bobber. You will see just about every kind of bike here including AutoCycles.

And then there's the people. Yea, baby. . . all that people watching. Oh the stories you will tell your children some day. Hope to see ya there!

Cheers!
~fotodog

Jazzed About Biking

2011-07-07T01:23:00.001-05:00

Nature Valley Bike Festival_6869, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

It's summer time and that means outdoors and fun summer stuff.

One of the events I get jazzed about is the Tour De France. I am in awe of the athleticism of the bikers and how teamwork is so important in winning.

I still don't understand a lot of the strategy but I am still in awe.

Each summer, the Twin Cities is part of the Nature Valley Bike Festival. I wasn't able to attend this year, but this photo is from the Uptown section of the course in 2010.

I am so amazed at how fast the pace is and how much trust these athletes have in their equipment and the other racers.

One question, when will they have Tour De France for women? These female athletes are so amazing, they deserve a race of similar stature and grandeur.

Happy summer!
~fotodog

Creating Light Where There is None

2011-06-21T16:35:00.001-05:00

Krown Vega_4563, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

I have to say, I love the age of technology, especially as it pertains to creating light.
This spring and summer has been a disaster for natural light photography. With all the rain and overcast skies it just hasn't presented a whole lot of great opportunities.
Krown Vega is a Twin Cities based band and has just released an album and working on a touring plan. They asked me to shoot them for some promo pieces they have coming up.
They challenged me to come up with some photos that weren't your normally staged, train tracks and hair metal or brick walls, graffiti and punk band mentality.
The weather wasn't cooperating, as usual so we started in the basement to get some basic "here we are" shots and then moved outside. Here's where technology came in.
In the alley, they had some great textured walls, but no light. I brought my Nikon SB800 and SB24 along, mounted them on light stands with Cowboy Studio radio slaves. I set both flashes to manual and metered them both at f/5.6 for a combined exposure of f/8.0.
I placed the lights about 15 feet away from the wall and one is set about 10 feet up, the other about 15 feet angled down to simulate a street light or late night sun.
I am really pleased with the lighting setup and how it puts a mysterious feel to the image. The band was happy with the result too as it gave something other than the standard, flat light photos.
There was some additional PhotoShop work for this image. I applied a couple of textures that I downloaded from Shadow House Creations. One I used for toning the image for a rich sepia look by changing the layer to Color Burn and adjusted the opacity to my liking. The other texture was set to Screen for the edge effects.
I also used a Curves Adjustment layer to increase the contrast just a titch.

Junkhead

2011-06-11T02:27:00.001-05:00

DSC_6798-2, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Junkhead is a Twin Cities based band, that is an Alice in Chains tribute/cover band.

They played at O'Gara's Garage tonight and even though the crowd was thin, they rocked it.

The band is:

Matt Norenberg-vocals
Tom Trenka-bass-vocals
Doug Shelby-drums-vocals
Scott Zimmerman-guitars-vocals
Eric Malmberg- guitars

Alice in Chains is a really difficult band to cover. The lead vocals of Layne Staley and the guitar stylings of Jerry Cantrelll are not easily imitated. And the harmonies. Oh my God, the harmonies. I'm not the only one who thinks the harmonies are difficult to pull off.
At one point tonight, I closed my eyes and just listened. Wow, these guys are so close to the original at every corner; vocals, guitars, drums, bass. these guys have got it.
They are playing a limited schedule, but look for them in August for their next big gig. Like them on Facebook to keep up-to-date on their happening.
Cheers!

Witches Hat - Minneapolis

2011-06-05T22:46:00.001-05:00

Witches Hat - Minneapolis, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Witches Hat sits in Prospect Park, the highest natural landmark in Minneapolis.
Witches Hat was built in 1913 as a water tower for the neighborhood with a bandshell at the top. The bandshell was only used once as bands found it too difficult to get their gear up the 127 steps to the top (thanks Ayn Rant for counting) navigating the narrow, spiral staircase.
They open the tower one night a year, the first Friday after Memorial Day. We arrived around 7:30 pm and the line was about 100 people long and moved along rather quickly. Cadillac Kolstad and his band were on the greens just outside the tower playing their unique brand of rock and roll. I took a moment to attempt the jitterbug with Ruby and with Celia. Cadillac appeared amused by it, probably because I'm not that great a jitterbugger.
Once we got to the top, we enjoyed the 360 degree view of the Twin Cities. Even though it was hazy, the kids seemed to enjoy the view. The only thing that sucked was that parents were letting their kids lean over the edge and gave us the creeps. And one guy, kept leaning over farther and farther so his girlfriend could get a picture of him leaning out of the tower. Jackass.
Thanks, Prospect Park for letting us enjoy this neighborhood treasure. I would love to be up there to watch the sunrise over St. Paul. I think that would be an awesome way to start the day.
Cheers!
~fotodog

Recipe for an Awesome Mohawk

2011-05-15T12:32:00.006-05:00

If you've ever wondered how those people with the cool mohawks get them to be so perfectly awesome? There are lots of ways to do it, I've heard of cornstarch and Elmer's glue for one as well as a few organic methods, but I've seen a lot of those mohaws fall after a couple of hours. My wife and I discovered one way that adds left and stiffness even in wind and rain. And this from a guy who's got thick, usually unmanageable hair.
Products we used were:

Bumble and bumble Bb Texture Hair (un)dressing cream
Beyond the Zone Frozen Stiff 24/7 Freez 'N' Hold hair spray
hair dryer
flat iron
Streaks 'N' Tips Temporary Highlight Spray (gold dust)
smallish stiff brush
a friend to help with the ironing

After washing and rinsing your hair (do not condition) and towel dry.
Put a small dollop of Bb (un) dressing in your palm and rub furiously to get it warm in your hand. Start at the roots for the most lift and build out to the tips. Blow dry the roots and apply hair spray liberally.
Start brushing hair into a fan shape and add small amounts of (un)dressing to help the stiffness.
As you build the base, use the flat iron to 'fuse' the hair, use the hair spray and flat iron again. It's ok if you hear sizzling. Repeat this out to the tips of the hair. Brush, flat iron, hair spray, flat iron, repeat until you get the shape that you like.
After you've finished the 'hawk use the Highlight Spray starting towards the roots and fan out to the tips. I like the Gold Dust colour as it blends with my dark brown/gray hair and the colour pops in the sunlight/spotlights. We went with more colour at the tips.
This whole process from shaving to finished mohawk took about 30-35 minutes. Not too bad. And it made through the wind and rain getting to and from the car and lasted almost 8 hours.

An Era Comes to An End

2011-05-11T23:56:00.000-05:00

Tin Lizzy, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

This Saturday, an era comes to an end. I will be retiring from the North Star Roller Girls media team.
I've been a part of the North Star Roller Girls for almost six years and there have been some ups and downs over the years, but overall, I've enjoyed my time with NSRG.
One of the things I'll miss is the diverse group of women I've been able to become friends with. Women that I would most likely never have the opportunity to meet in a neutral playing field.
I look at all the skaters I've met and think about if our paths would have ever crossed if it hadn't been for roller derby. And more often than not the answer is no.
Our political differences, or musical differences or lifestyle differences would have kept us in different circles probably never to meet.
But, I am fortunate to have met them through roller derby and they have enrichened my life. The biggest thing that they've shown me is that being a woman empowered is a benefit to us all. It's something I don't always see in other sports or professions. Either a coach or owner is making the decisions. The women are powerful athletes, but they are not in control.
Roller Derby is different. These women operate the league, good or bad and run the teams and they own the track and most importantly the own their persona.
I chose Tin Lizzy, retired Kilmore Girl as the image for this blog post because Tin taught me more about valuing our differences and embracing our common values than any other person I can think of.
Tin Lizzy is one of the most self-confident, free thinkers I've had the pleasure of meeting. She will voice her opinion in the most unique and powerful way one moment and then she'll turn up the volume while she's on the track (one of the fiercest competitors I've ever seen-man or woman) and then become the most approachable, gratified, humble personalities of the modern era.
Tin Lizzy embodies everything I've come to love about roller derby over the past few years and makes me appreciate what a roller girl has to go through to be successful. The league, the team, family, relationships and the most stressful 'league' duties to keep the business running.
Tin and my wife, Sister Shotgun were fierce competitors on the track and best of friends off the track. To see them battle it out on the track was sheer joy. I had to refocus on my photography duties rather than enjoy the competition on the track. Tin and Shotty both appreciated each others skills and competitive spirit and Tin Lizzy mentioned to me a couple of times how she both enjoyed and feared being hit by Sister Shotgun. It was then, that I realized how roller derby mattered, how being part of this great thing called roller derby and more specifically NSRG was, that roller derby empowered women to be role models for the new generation. That being strong in mind and body was a good thing for everyone.
Now that my daughters are roller girls, I see what derby has not only brought to them but to every junior skater, the self-confidence to say, I am a woman and I can kick your ass-if I wanted to.
I go into my final NSRG bout with mixed emotions, I love the sport so much but it is time for me to move on. I will always support the sport and with my role as photographer for TCJRD and media director for JRDA, I will still be involved. But for now, I will be able to sit trackside with my wife, enjoy the competition, a good drink and for once the ability to watch a sport with my wife without the duty of taking pictures and finally enjoy the sport and sportsmanship of roller derby.
Thank you, NSRG for allowing me to be a part of your lives, the friendships, the joys and sorrows of a growing league. I will always hold you dear to my heart.
Cheers!
~fotodog

Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby - Real Action

2011-04-13T22:23:00.003-05:00

Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby_1743, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Well, it's been just under a month since TCJRD's first official bout and we've now got a travel team and our first official travel team bout. TCJRD will be traveling to Indianapolis in May.

As a league and as parents we are extremely proud of the progress we've made in less than a year. These kids are giving it all they've got and they are owning this league.

Leaders are rising to to the top, mentoring younger or less experienced skaters, and friendships blossoming. And the self-confidence these skaters are gaining with each stride. I can't tell you all the changes I've seen with the skaters in our league. It's simply amazing.

But, it is real. As with adult roller derby and any other little league sport, there are hurt feelings, disappointments and serious injuries. But with the training and coaching staff we have, they are managing this extremely well. I am so proud to be a part of such a unique band of athletes. Like I said, it is real.

In this photo, my daughter, Cyclone Celia (on the ground wincing) was in the middle of an aggressive blocking drill and was doing very well but lost her balance. King Snarles, while an excellent skater in his own right just couldn't stop and plowed over her. Everyone got up, shook it off, iced the owees and got back to it. Celia, took another spill during another drill when she locked skates with Ra Ra Rampage. Totally an accident, but she bruised her hip and got the wind knocked out of her. Thanks to Boom and Freddy for keeping her calm and getting her on her feet. It's always a scary moment for a kid to get the wind knocked out of her but she powered through and then Ra Ra came over and apologized. What a great show of good sportsmanship and friendship. Thanks Ra Ra!

Look for a rash of TCJRD events coming up soon and when you see the skaters, give them a high five and a cheery smile for a job well done. Cheers! ~fotodog

80's Playlist

2011-03-26T10:28:00.001-05:00

Juliette Lewis_1854, a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

With all the rave getting ready for the North Star Roller Girls 80's themed bout, rather than post all these videos in separate links, I'll post a list of some of my top faves from the 80's in to particular order.

1. Bonzo Goes To Bitburg - Ramones
2. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
3. Mommy's Little Monster - Social Distortion
4. Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol
5. This Beat Goes On - The Kings
6. She Sells Sanctuary - Cult
7. Open Your Eyes - Lords of the New Church
9. Innocence - Harlequin
10. Jump - Loverboy
11. Underneath the Radar - Underworld
12. Spaceship Superstar - Prism
13. She's Tight - Cheap Trick
14. Wild Wild Life - Talking Heads
15. New Moon on Monday - Duran

Duran This one's for Sister Shotgun, cuz I loves her
16. Stray Cat Strut - The Stray Cats

So many more good songs, but these came to mind. Long Live Rock and Roll!

Cheers,
~fotodog

Sisters of the Quad 2

2011-03-23T02:44:00.001-05:00

Sisters of the Quad 2 a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

Watching your children play a sport and enjoy themselves as much as they do, AND on top of that, they show signs of talent and skill and teamwork and sportsmanship that makes you feel proud as a father.

My wife, Sister Shotgun (ret), of the Banger Sisters launched our family into roller derby and we've embraced it from the beginning. To see my girls gain self-confidence and show athleticism in a relatively young sport is amazing.

I am so proud of my daughters for what they've shown me thus far and on March 27th, they will have their first official bout (scores and penalites and all) in front of a crowd that may exceed 600 members is jawdropping amazing to me.

I cannot wait to share photos of the event with you all.
Cheers!
~fotodog

A Winter's Tale

2011-03-12T14:59:00.001-06:00

The Guthrie Theatre a photo by Fotodog_1 on Flickr.

I'm a huge Shakespeare fan and have been since high school when I saw 'Taming of the Shrew'.

I've seen 'Hamlet', 'MacBeth', 'King Lear' and Othello and 'As You Like It' performed on stage and countless movies. I absolutely get lost while watching.

The Guthrie is performing 'A Winter's Tale' through March 27th and I was fortunate to get two tickets from my friend, BOOMbay Safire who not only is a blocker for the Atomic Bombshells of the Minnesota Rollergirls but does sign language for events, such as 'A Winter's Tale'. Thank you, so much BOOMbay!!! Chris and I had a wonderful time and the performance by the Guthrie was absolutely spectacular.

While in college at the University of South Dakota I was fortunate to see 'MacBeth' performed by a Shakespeare Troupe from London and has stood as the benchmark of theatre performances over my life, until now. The production, casting and acting of 'Winter's Tale' were all stellar. I couldn't have asked for anything more.

The set design, lighting the theatre itself, the transitions between scenes - all great production. The Wurtele Thrust stage is an amazing theatre, the best I've ever been in. Not a bad seat in the house. The acoustics were wonderful. Even when the actors were facing away from us, we could hear every word.

Michael Hayden performed the role of Leontes, King of Sicilia. I don't even know where to begin. His performance of Leontes had me spellbound. His movements, his expressive monologues, everything from joy, to rage, to guilt and angst gave me chills.

The court scene actually gave me the shivers. Michelle O'Neill, playing Hermione, Queen of Sicilia gave such a believable performance. The struggles in her voice and in her body were so believable it was hard to come back to the reality that she was acting.

Very often when directors try to modernize Shakespeare or change the settings from the original, they go so far as to distract the audience to a point where the play gets lost. But in this instance, when the Bohemia scene is more a backwoods setting complete with hoedown I started a little skeptical, but the actors kept the characters true and the whimsy of it all kept us laughing and entranced in the play.

I could gush over each performer but it would be best if you witnessed this on your own.

Why haven't I been to the Guthrie before? Oh MY GOD! it was amazing! Thanks again BOOM for a wonderful opportunity. I owe you big time.

Cheers,
~fotodog

Fotodog - Age 1

2011-01-19T20:34:00.001-06:00

Fotodog - Age 1
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

One of those moments in time that just linger in your brain.

When I was a senior in high school, I used to tell people that I remembered when and where this portrait was taken.
I recalled that the photographer had a studio in the basement and I was wearing a red sweater and black pants while my older brother was wearing a blue sweater with black pants.
He had a decent size studio with plenty of room, or so I thought as a one year-old but years later I would find it was a bit cramped.
We were on our semi-annual trip to see the family in Williston, N.Dak and at a family BBQ I once again started to tell the story of this day, because this is the day that started my fascination with photography.
The photographer was having a blast trying to make me laugh (it didn't take much really) but I kept pointing to him thinking, "this looks like fun, I could do this!"
Well, my Mom decided to put me in my place and said, "Prove it!" She got her purse and car keys and said, "take me there." So I did.
I drove around a bit trying to get my bearings and then I drove past our first house in Williston, next door to my first love, Darla lived and then drove straight to the studio.
The photographer's sign was still on the door and I asked if we could see if he was open. My Mom was a bit shaken up that I could drive there but said yes and opened the car door.
The studio just happened to be open and we walked down into the basement, knocked on the door and there was the studio almost exactly as I remembered. The photographer had a larger studio somewhere else intown from what the family said, but still did a lot from his basement.
We got back to the family BBQ and Mom pretty much decided that even though I tend to be quite the story teller, there is some truth in my words.
Mom was also my biggest supporter in my photographic endeavors and provided me with the encouragement that I needed, when I needed it.
So, every time I raise camera to my eye, you can thank my Mom for it.
Peace!
~fotodog

Your Lead Jammer

2011-01-19T15:06:00.002-06:00

Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby_2747
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

The Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby league gave a bout demonstration during pregame and half-time of the TC Terrors bout on Friday, January 14th.
Every TCJRD skater put their heart into the demo. The older skaters like LaBam!Ba, FawnZ, Killer Mockingbird, Nikkie Hittz and Cyclone Celia looked like veterans out there. Really made this derby dad, fan and photographer quite happy to lay witness to such a fun event.
But what made this bout legendary was witnessing what I believe to be the youngest lead jammer in modern roller derby history - Princess Madd-Dogg (4 1/2 years old).
The crowd went nuts. Princess Madd-Dogg was on the line with Jean Jammer. Jean has her own legion of fans and put up a valiant fight for lead jammer, but Madd-Dogg's blockers (Syd Vicious, Levallyn, Owitzer and TikTak Attack) held up Jean Jammer and created a whole for Madd-Dogg to skate through.
I can't say for certain, but I swore I heard sniffling and weeping coming from the crowd, overwhelmed with emotions of watching our youngest skater who just 8 months ago was wearing playschool skates and a Barbie helmet and needed coaxing to get out on the track.
Watching Princess Madd-Dogg (and the other skaters) progress over the past 8 months has been nothing short of amazing and to hear and feel the outpouring of emotions from the local roller derby community has warmed this curmudgeon's cold, black heart.
TCJRD - we are proud of all of you and can't wait for the next time.
Cheers!
~fotodog

My Personal Roller Derby Shot of the Year

2010-12-19T01:05:00.001-06:00

NSRG Carnaval_3206
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

It's that time of the year when you see the top 10 photos of the year, etc and I seriously tried to put a top 10 list and it was too difficult.

So, I relied on friends, fans, lurkers and followers on what should be my best roller derby photo of the year. And it was close.

So based on number of hits, comments, likes and such, the winner was this photograph taken during the March bout of the North Star Roller Girls (Carnaval).

Pictured here are: Katarina Hit, jammer for the Banger Sisters and Freddy Kruelgirl and Wanda Gogh of the Kilmore Girls.

Whenever the Banger Sisters and Kilmore Girls go head to head you can rest assured that it will be exciting. Hits, thrills and spills galore.

This bout didn't disappoint. And this point of the bout it was still a close bout. An equipment malfuntion put Katarina in a bad position between Wanda and Freddie and the pile-up ensued.

The Banger Sisters ended up winning the bout and continued on to win the championship.

Another reason, that I love this photo, other than the action at hand, is that if I had been sitting in my preferred seat (Fotodog's Seat of Death" I would have missed this shot entirely

Thank you to all my friends, derby fans, lurkers and followers for your likes, comments and feedback and thanks to the North Star Roller Girls for having me as one of your league photographers. I've enjoyed every bout over these past 5 1/2 years.

Cheers!
~fotodog

Your Picks - 2010 WFTDA Championship Bracket | Derby News Network

2010-11-05T15:25:00.000-05:00

Your Picks - 2010 WFTDA Championship Bracket | Derby News Network

The WFTDA Championships have begun.

Texas wins a close one to start off the tourney. I'm 1-0 on my bracket.

Next up: Minnesota Rollergirls vs Charm City.

I've picked MNRG by a slight margin.

I'm also picking an upset for the championship. I've selected Windy City over Gotham in the finals.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
~fotodog

A View From Despair (From the Archives)

2010-10-20T18:17:00.003-05:00

Suffering from a meloncholy moment at work today, waiting for the servers to reboot and came across this photo, inspired by my internet friend lostheart.
Lostheart and I met on Deviantart.com and he's been an inspiration over these last 8 years. We've slipped apart, thanks to the wonders of distance and life in general, but there are times when I see a scene in front of me, and I capture that image, many times it's because of his inspiration in capturing something that has a sense to it. Something surreal and unworldly, but it draws you in, not only to view but to explore.

This was taken on my way back from Austin, Texas. Somewhere in northern Oklahoma or southern Kansas. I don't rightly remember. But it was begging me to explore it. I walked up the steps to the ruins on top and found a few passage ways. It was dank, and spooky. At some turns you couldn't see in front of your face, but you could feel a presence around you. I'd love to go back some day, if I can just remember where it is.

- - - - - -

This house stands on a hill with corridors disappearing into the darkness.
As you leave the light behind, you can feel the air get heavier on your shoulders.
The current brushes against you and speaks to you in tongues.
As I turn the corner I hear the sound of metal scraping against the stone.
The gate which had once appeared to be locked in place, now lay upon the dusty floor.
I was feeling a wave of despair until I saw the open sun.

This photo is dedicated to ~lostheart.
You have inspired my to see within myself and see without my eyes.
You have encouraged me to challenge the landscape around me to capture more than what is on the surface.
Thank you!

Nikon F2
Nikkor 50mm f/1/4
Film: Kodak Tri-X rated at 320
Filter: Wratten 25 Red
Exposure: f/8 at 1/30th second handheld

Machete - A Review

2010-09-14T22:50:00.003-05:00

At the advice of my friends, I went to the matinee showing of Machete today. I was debating between Machete and the Expendables or Machete. Whether to see the Expendables, called by many to be the manliest movie of 2010 or the grindhouse inspired Machete. So thank you to my many friends on Facebook for their recommedation.
Danny Trejo stars as a former Mexican Federales, now an undocumented day worker in Texas. He is recruited to be an assassin and the real story begins.
The cast is eclectic to say the least, from powerhouse Robert Deniro and the Texas politician to Michelle Rodriguez, a tough-chick character actress. Add Cheech Marin and Steven Seagal and you've got quite the interesting line-up.
The first few minutes are your typical grindhouse gore fest and I got the feeling that this was going to be 90 minutes of excessive gore and incidental gratuitious sex.
But alas, it turns into a bit of socia-political statement of a border battle and immigration with some nice violence and a bit of nudity to keep it moving.
I did feel that the battle scene was a bit anticlimactic and sloppy. I guess I'm spoiled by battle scenes from 24, and 300 and even the Hobbit movies. It was almost comical. I was hoping to see more of Danny Trejo doing some cool vigilantism with his blades but I'll have to be satisfied with the one uber-cool hospital scene.
I'm not one for spoilers, unless you ask specifically, I like to keep you all interested.
I'm happy I went to it in the theater, there were some great comical moments in the movie, even the two little old ladies behind me were chuckling. Cheech Marin, priest and former Federale has some great moments in the movie, the scenes with him as the shotgun toting priest was pretty cool.
Two things I could have done without is 1) Lindsay Lohan in the film. so many other actresses would have been better for this role and 2) Regal Cinema (Eagan) hire some people with some pep, enthusiasm and quality customer service skills. The chubby kid behind the counter would best be served with a gallon of Mountain Dew, a bag of Doritos and a 3 day Halo LAN party rather than be serving people. 8 minutes to get a coke and hot dog when I'm the ONLY one at the counter? C'mon? for real?
So, back on track. GO SEE THIS MOVIE! Danny Trejo and the rest of the cast keep you interested and the storyline is actually pretty damn good. I give it 4 out of 5 stars.

State Fair Juried Art Show Review 2010

2010-08-24T23:23:00.001-05:00

Haunted Basement_1251
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

We went to the State Fair Juried Art Show preview party tonight. It's always an interesting and there's always a certain level of anxiety as well. I've been submitting artwork for over 15 years and got in on my first try and have disappointed myself each year after. But I keep trying.
This year almost 3000 entrants in all categories were submitted and 21% of those were accepted. With one juror per category you know the chances are slim so you expect that high quality will reign.
I try to go in with an open mind because I love art. I truly enjoy when people create something from their heart. Combine that with a slightly competitive nature and a juried art show is right up my alley.
As you might have guessed my first impulse is to view the photography but we managed our way through the maze that is the art show.
There were a few pieces that caught my eye: John Reipas- scratchboard, Nicholas Harper - oil. Denise Rouleau- clay skulls, Craig Bell - oil, Jon Roy- photo collage, Mark Williams - digital photo, Paul Tierney - moose sculpture. and Barbara Benson Kieth - stained glass glass.
These showed above average talent and mastery of their craft. If I were judging there is no doubt that they would be on my list of accepted entries.
That was it, though. To say I was unimpressed and disappointed by the quality of the art accepted is an understatement. Yes, I'm competitive, but I can see with a critical eye. The majority of the art this year, especially in photography seemed amateurish both in skills, printing and presentation. The painting which usually runs the gamut of abstract, realism and expressionism but usually all with fine skills and techniques. This year, it was like elementary art class.
One in particular made me extremely sad that it was even hanging in the gallery. A painting of the Obamas. It was hideous. If it were done by my child I would hang it on my refrigerator but to accept this into a juried art show is a slap in the face to the serious and talented artists
Going to this show tonight makes me appreciate the talented artists I have the luxury to call my friends every day. You've spoiled me with works of fine art of the past years and raised my expectations of what fine art truly is.
And on a final note, I still think we should submit art to the State Fair Art Show, and hopefully one day, the world we call Minnesota will see our fine art.
Cheers and thanks for listening.

Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby__1905

2010-08-16T17:57:00.001-05:00

Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby__1905
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Hi, this is Jean Jammer and she's super stoked to be a member of the newest roller derby league in the Twin Cities and she really wants you all to come out to the Lakeville Hasse Arena on Saturday to support the TC Terrors as they take on the Gatekeepers.
Jean would also like you to yell and scream and throw your support to the NSRG Supernovas as they take on the Arch Rival Roller Girls.
And if you've got any lung capicty and voice left over, stick around for the halftime as the TCJRD league will give you an exhibition match that will knock your socks off.
Cheers!
~fotodog

TCJRD - Mini Jam

2010-08-14T23:09:00.001-05:00

GBM_1932
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Today was the last practice before the debut of the Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby.
The kids were extremely squirrely and you could tell the enthusiasm was rising. Each time they went out to scrimmage the aggression and intensity got a little higher and a little higher and emotions got tested.
At the end, they called for a mini-jam. In this photo are Jean Jammer (l) and Shadow Fox (r). They were both excited and nervous to be out there but they lined up, let me put the jammer caps on them and patiently waited the whistle.
The whistle blew and they took off. It was cute as hell. Jean Jammer had the speed to get lead jammer but Shadow Fox wouldn't quit.
I don't know who had more fun watching, me the proud father or the more experienced skaters.
I truly cannot wait to see TCJRD skate as the half-time entertainment for the NSRG Supernovas and the TC Terrors as they take on the respective teams from St. Louis on the 21st.
Check out http://www.tcjrd.com for more information.
Cheers,
~greg

Juliette Lewis

2010-07-26T01:03:00.001-05:00

Juliette Lewis
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Juliette Lewis is returning to Saint Paul on August 3rd at Station 4. This will be her third appearance in the Twin Cities in less than two years.

This will also be the third time, I've had photo credentials for her show. I'm super stoked for her to come back.

Juliette impresses me because she hasn't used her celebrity to advance her band like other celebs have (Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Russell Crowe) but she puts on a show that will knock your socks offl.

Last I heard, there were still tickets available, which surprises me so if you like a great show, come on down. You won't be disappointed.

So, whether you're a fan of Juliette as an actess or not, you should really check out her music. This is one singer who puts it all on the line, every show.

Check her out on facebook or myspace and listen to a couple of her tracks. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. I'm not just saying this because she's said my name on stage or because I've got to kiss her on the cheek (kinda cool) but because I'm a true fan of her music Plus, she just had Dave Grohl do some drum tracks for her upcoming album. Holy F*cking sh*t!.

Hope to see you there!
~fotodog

Shadow Fox_9990

2010-07-25T01:03:00.001-05:00

Shadow Fox_9990
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Ruby, a/k/a Ruby Doom, Shadow Fox turned 5 this year and is in her first year on skates (other than the Fisher Price plastic skates).
The past six weeks in the Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby league has been a bit of a struggle. While Shadow Fox wants to be a roller girl she's afraid of being hurt, so she's taking it slow.
Today, at practice she jumped on the floor and started chasing Peter (one of the TC Terrors who's coaching them) and wanted to tickle him, then she chased Bustin' Morenose. What really caught me off guard is that instead of the baby duck steps she's been doing for three weeks she was actually pushing off and striding. She was skating.
Headcase Heidi (NSRG skater and coach) looked at me and was almost in tears because in one week, Shadow Fox went from being very moody and skeptical to being driven and focused.
Later in practice, she started doing snowplows for stopping. Wow! As a derby photographer and fan, I was jazzed, but as a father, I was so impressed by her determination that I couldn't stop smiling.
Finally, it came for jamming/pack practice and Shadow Fox asked Headcase Heidi if she could go out there and Heidi said yes. Shadow Fox was skating in the pack and keeping up. She only sat out when they went 100% because she didn't want to hurt anyone. I was so proud of her.
One thing I've always said about Shadow Fox, is that she's 100% skeptical about anything but once it's her idea and she realizes what she'd doing won't cause serious. permanent damage she goes all out.
I mentioned to a couple of people today that during the August 21st exhibition, it would be awesome if they'd let Shadow Fox and Princess Mad Dogg jam the last jam. Can you imagine the crowd response?
Thank you to all the coaches for TCJRD, you all played a part in her success and I hope you all come out to see TCJRD, the TC Terrors and the NSRG Supernovas on August 21st.
Cheers!

Cornbread Harris

2010-07-18T00:58:00.001-05:00

Cornbread Harris_9660
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Saw Cornbread Harris playing at Rock the Vine at the St. Croix Vineyards in Stillwater, Minnesota today.

James 'Cornbread' Harris has been playing music for over 60 years and has seen the ups and downs of local music, racial tension and just playiing his music.

He has been playing with Cadillac Kolstad at Palmer's Bar on the West Bank of Minneapolis every Sunday for three years now. The dual piano set up is unique in the area and from what I saw today, the mutual respect and admiration between Cadillac and Cornbread makes for a lively show.

Cornbread is 83 and although shows the wear and tear that 83 years has on body, he's still got the chops and a wonderful attitude on stage.

They have a CD out and a documentary in the works. If you love live music, and you love a good story and good people, you need to see these guys. I'll be finding my way down to Palmers one Sunday very soon.

In the meantime, checkout their Myspace page to hear their tunes.

Peace and Love,
~fotodog

Warrior by Scandal

2010-06-23T12:09:00.001-05:00

One of those songs that always makes me tap my feet.

Saw a Minneapolis punk band (Pinch) cover this a few years back. I actually liked it better that way. But Scandal was always fun.

My Little Jammer

2010-06-14T00:40:00.001-05:00

Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby_6535
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Well, I really can't call her little, maybe young jammer would be more appropriate.
Cyclone Celia a/k/a CeCe Silly Socks has wanted to be a derby girl for the last 3 years. She wanted to be like her mom, Sister Shotgun for a long time and when the Twin Cities Junior Roller Derby started up this year she was soooooooooooooooooooooooo excited to be a part of it, she couldn't stand it.
We were talking about triple threat and double threat and she stood up and said, "I want to be a double threat, I want to be the best jammer and the best blocker out there".
I was so proud of her when she said that, and even more proud of her after the second session. In this photo, they are playing freeze tag and she finally got the jammer's cap. She tried so hard and you could see the drills paying off. She was doing cross overs and focusing on her next 'victim'. It was amazing.
If you've got a daughter or son 5-17 who's looking for a sport, come to a Jr. Roller Derby session at Cheap Skate in Coon Rapids on Saturday mornings.
They've got an amazing set of trainers from the the North Star Roller Girls, Minnesota Roller Girls and TC Terrors and they adapt to all skill levels.
This is so fun, I can't stand it!
Cheers,
~fotodog

Creep by Radiohead

2010-06-11T14:14:00.002-05:00

This is one of my favourite songs of ALL TIME!! Top 5

I still get the emotions (good and bad) that I did the first time I heard it. I loved learning how to play this on the guitar and bass, just wish I could sing like this.

Thanks, Radiohead!!

Alex - Man's Best Friend

2010-06-08T23:51:00.001-05:00

Alex
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Alex, the Papillon

Alex is our 14 year-old Papillon.
He's half-deaf, half-blind, missing 3/4 of his teeth and has bad hips and back but is still a wonderful dog.

Every since we've had him he's never been one to sit for the camera, he'd rather lick it than look at it.

What does work is whispering, "Squirrel".

Nice boy! Nice boy [scratches behind the ears] What a nice boy

Alex, we will miss you. even the incessant licking. The one thing we could never get you to stop doing.

Thank you to Grandma Sandy for taking Alex these last 18 months, because Lemmy wouldn't respect his elders. I know it hasn't been easy but it's greatly appreciated.

Rest in Peace, dear friend!
~fotodog

Fun In the Sun

2010-06-04T15:35:00.001-05:00

Missouri River Bridge_6183_01
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

I grew up in Gettysburg, S.D. and the Missouri River "Little Muddy" was a place where most families would go for the weekends. Normal everday activities included:

Fishing
Skiing/Boating
Family Picnics

But for some of us, we needed to make our own fun in the sun.
Now keep in mind this was in the 70's and 80's before extreme sports and XBox and the like so we had to make our own fun, bridge jumping.
This bridge runs at an angle so the West end of the bridge is usually about 20-30 feet above the water and the East end is about 85-100 feet above the water. Talk about fun. On the high end someone tied a rope with a handle that was about 25 feet long and we'd swing because jumping the full 85 feet was considered 'crazy'. But by the time you were past th apex of the swing you were pulling between 2-3 G's so you tell me what's crazier.
But it was a fun experience nonetheless. A few good buddies, a bright sunny day and a couple of cold beers and we were set!
This summer is one of the few summers in recent years where the water has been high enough for fun on the river and with all the recent issues in the Gulf they may start opening up the dam to help the southern states, so the water may drop again if we get another year of short rainfall. So get away from your PlayStations and 60 inch TVs and enjoy the beauty around you while you still can.
Have a great summer!!

The Fleshtones_5815

2010-05-22T10:51:00.001-05:00

The Fleshtones_5815
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Since the summer of 1976 The Fleshtones have been blending rock & roll with R&B, and garage with dance and serving it from town to town across the globe with a smile, a great attitude, and lots of late-night sweat. For years, they've simply called it Super Rock.

The Fleshtones served up their Super Rock at Lee's Liquor Lounge in Minneapolis on May 20th.

I've heard their music for the last 10 years and never had the chance to see them. Boy, how I missed out and to finally see them in such a small venue like Lee's was such a fun evening.

They gave 100% on each and every song and their stage performance shows how much they still enjoy rocking.

I had the pleasure of hanging out in the green room with them for a few minutes and what great guys they are. Witty as hell and truly appreciative of every soul in that bar that evening.

The message here; get out and support live music in your area! Local musicians, national acts whatever. Go to a random bar on a random evening and see what's out there.

I love going to Lee's or the Turf Club or 7th Street Entry on any given night to see what's new (or old) and see musicians pouring their heart and soul out for everyone who shows.

I've been to shows where there's been three people in the bar me, my wife and lead singers girlfriend but the band gave 100% and it was fun. I've also been to shows where the bar was packed and the music sucked but it was still a fun night.

Thank you Fleshtones, The Anonymus and Fuck Knights for a fun night of rock and roll. Pictured here: Peter Zaremba

Kiss Me Deadly_4181

2010-05-10T14:23:00.001-05:00

Kiss Me Deadly_4181
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Sometimes my brain works in mysterious ways.

I was listening to some random Yahoo Music and Lita Ford's "Kiss Me Deadly" came on at the exact same time I opened this photo on my desktop.

I was browsing through my external hard drive looking for images to delete to make space and this image came up. In the JPG form it's extremely dark, so much so that I couldn't tell you what it was. When I openen the RAW file and bumped up the exposure it came to life. What a happy accident.

This is a Paul Stanley impersonator who sang the National Anthem for one of NSRG's bouts this past year. He was a card. A lot of fun and really portrayed Paul down to the almost sleazy behavior. He was getting close to every fan he could.

When I opened this up, I just happened to have this stock post card texture from a Creative Commons licence and layered it under the Paul Stanley image. A few layer styles and creative layer mask later it came to life.

It seemed fitting, considering Paul Stanley's prolific ways during his 35+ year rock career. So, consider this a Fotodog PSA "Always wear a condom during sex, if you can't. . . KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!"

Have a wonderful day!
~fotodog

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!

2010-05-07T16:24:00.003-05:00

Here's a cover from 1993. Ned's Atomic Dustbin covering the Bay City Rollers "Saturday Night"

I never knew this existed until a random play on Yahoo videos.

And talk about a star-studded cast. I believe it's from "I Married an Axe Murderer"
Enjoy!

Symbol of Freedom_1575

2010-05-06T00:52:00.001-05:00

Symbol of Freedom_1575
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

While sorting through some photographs for my exhibit at the Wein Gallery in Aberdeen, I came across this image.
It's one I look at everyday. It's my screensaver on my pc and iPod.
This was taken at the State Fair in Saint Paul during the Last Chance Forever exhibit.
I've always had a respect and admiration for the Bald Eagle, 1) because it is the symbol of our nation's freedom, and 2) Eagles are considered spiritual messengers between gods and humans in some American Indian tribes. The fact that eagle feathers are protected under American law is amazing to me. If I find one on a beach, I need to report it to authorities.
Recently I had a touch of sadness concerning the Bald Eagle. In a discussion on America and realized we're in deep shit. One staunch Republican and one die-hard Democract and I were chatting and I stated that it's amazing that we can't come to agreement on anything, i.e., healthcare, legalizing marijauna or immigration when I brought up the subject of our symbol of freedom.
It was here where my die-hard Liberal 'friend' said, "it's just a symbol, it doesn't mean anything, it's antiquated in our society." Before I could present my defense, my staunch Republican friend lambasted him with an almost holy rendition of what the eagle means to our country. I wish I could capture it here.
What scares me is that we are so diametrically opposed on even the most obvious issues that we can't even agree on the one thing.
In 1782, the Bald Eagle was adopted as our national bird and emblazoned on the nation's great seal. If this is antiquated as some say isn't our whole theory of the constitution and our inalienable rights?

Let's bring our country back to the day where we were proud to be Americans even for just one day. Let's agree that the symbol of freedom still means something. That we can align together, regardless of race, creed or political orientation. Be proud and honour our feathered friend.

Cheers,
~fotodog

FYI: It is said the eagle was used as a national emblem because, at one of the first battles of the Revolution (which occurred early in the morning) the noise of the struggle awoke the sleeping eagles on the heights and they flew from their nests and circled about over the heads of the fighting men, all the while giving vent to their raucous cries. "They are shrieking for Freedom," said the patriots.

Great Matchups in Roller Derby

2010-05-01T00:19:00.002-05:00

NSRG - Bout 5 - March 29, 2008
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

While scrolling through the archives I came across this shot and I got a little meloncholy.

Here is one of the greatest matchups in roller derby history. Medusa vs Torri Hunt Her of the North Star Roller Girls.

Medusa, then playing for Delta Delta Di was the star jammer for her team. and while she played a mean pivot, Her job was scoring. Scoring fast and often.

Torri was the triple threat for the Banger Sisters. You needed a pivot to control the pack, it was Torri, you needed a blocker to match up across the board, it was Torri. You needed a jammer to go the full two minutes, it was Torri (can you tell I miss Torri?)

But when you put Medusa and Torri on the track together it was magic. There was strategy, power, speed and most of all mutual respect.

The pace was fantastic and the positioning and hitting kept you on the edge just waiting for your favourite to dominate. And the best thing is. . . at the after party they were hanging out together, friendship as strong as ever and paying each othe compliments (and the occasional ribbing).

This is why I get excited about roller derby.

Nixon Pupils_4796

2010-04-26T15:21:00.001-05:00

Nixon Pupils_4796
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

This past weekend, the Cabooze hosted a reunion gig with three local favourites, Quadrant, The Nixon Pupils and Mile One.

When I came to town 20+ years ago, I was coerced by my buddy Damian into seeing this band down at the Crossroads in Minneapolis. A seedy little club just across the street from the Black Forest.

Now I knew the types of clubs Damian like to hang out in, Fernandos on East Lake, First Avenue, and Mister Nibs so although I was skeptical about the neighborhood, he hadn't steered me wrong on bands before.

We walk in and this tall drink-o-water comes up and says hi to Damian and looks at me in my suburbian outfit and short business-like hairdo and says hi and flashes this big ole smile. I ask Johnny if it's ok to shoot his band and he says something to the effect of "it's your gear, if you don't mind breaking it"

Well, it turned out to be the beginning of a fun and awesome relationship and I have to say, I haven't been around too many people that have the charm and charisma of Johnny. And the supporting cast of characters have become great friends over the years.

Dave, who's always been the jovial sidekick
Bart, the ever-present, wild-eyed daredevil
Michael, the (mostly) silent sidekick with a unique sense of humour.

And of course the plethera of loyal fans, friends, stalkers, groupies and ex-girlfriends that have made life so interesting over these past years.

To see these three bands on stage again and the throng of friends in attendance reminded me that the musical subculture of the Twin Cities is one of the most talented, gifted and friendly bunch of folks I've ever met.

And the music wansn't half-bad either.
Cheers

South Dakota Humour

2010-04-26T09:43:00.000-05:00

Passed on from my high school buddy Todd H from Baton Rouge, Louisanna.

One dark night outside a small town in northern South Dakota , a fire
Started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye, it
Exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the
Volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company
President rushed over to the fire chief. ' Al l our secret formulas are in
The vault in the center of the plant'. They must be saved. I will give
$100,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact!

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon, more fire
Departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. In the
Distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight..
It was the nearby Norwegian Rural Township volunteer fire company composed
Mainly of Norwegians well over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right
Past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant and,
Without even slowing down, drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old-timers jumped off
Right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides..

It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time,
The Norse old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret
Formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such
A superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000 and walked over to
Personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on video, asking
Their chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?'

' Vell,' said Ole Oleson, the 80-year-old fire chief, 'Da first ting ve
Gonna do is fix DA brakes on dat focking truck!

Win Twins

2010-04-22T18:22:00.001-05:00

Win Twins
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

With all the hullabaloo about an outdoor ball park the past few years, I felt a little weary about going to the Twins game today.

But all those feelings left my body as soon as I set foot in Target Field today.

1) Not a bad seat in the house - We were in the upper deck but it never felt like we were so far away from all the action. We could see everything and we were close to vendors and bathrooms

2) Fan Friendly!! - There is no shortage of food or beverage vendors around the park. You are within just a few steps of the basics. Beer and brats. And the fact that there are so many open spots to view the action is amazing. Celia and I walked the entire stadium and checked out so many spots to watch and capture a few snaps for the scrapbook.

3) Ambience - I've been a huge fan of Wrigley Field for so many years, although I've only been to one game, because of the stories that come out of the park. It's like one big neighborhood party out there. With the skyline in the background and a cool breeze wafting through park it's absolutely amazing. And . .

4) The smells of the ballpark. Something I missed in the metrodome is the smell of the brats and burgers grilling in every corner of the park.

I can't say enough good things about the park. It was a great first experience. The only things I suggest you plan for on a trip to the Twins is
a) Sunscreen - we've been locked up indoors all winter and we're so used to the Dome that there are going to be many many sunburns
b) Water - drink lots of water to avoid heat exhaustion
c) Get there early - Take the train but expect long delays to get where you need. It took 45 minutes to get to the park and about an hour to get outta the park
d) Money - It's expensive $7 for a Budweiser $8 for a Summit and $5 for a brat or hot dog. You'll spend some dough for sure.
e) No reentry - once you're out you're out

Win Twins!!

Pipestone National Monument

2010-04-19T10:43:00.001-05:00

Pipestone National Monument
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Pipestone was declared a national monument in 1937.

The pipestone quarries are a significant site for many American Indian cultures. Even today, the site is still considered a sacred place by many who come to quarry or visit. Today, as in the past, it is a place treated with reverence and respect

"When you pray with this pipe, you pray for and with everything." -Black Elk

For countless generations, American Indians have quarried the red pipestone found at this site. These grounds are sacred to many people because the pipestone quarried here is carved into pipes used for prayer. Many believe that the pipe's smoke carries one's prayer to the Great Spirit. The traditions of quarrying and pipemaking continue here today.

Pipestone is located about 12-17 feet below the ground, between layers of quartzite rock. Only hand tools are used to quarry the stone at Pipestone National Monument.

For more information or to plan your visit go to: http://www.nps.gov/pipe/index.htm

Things Kids Do

2010-04-13T00:27:00.001-05:00

Workshop
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Time for something non-derby.

Back when I was in high-school I decided I needed to take either an FFA (Future Farmers of America) or a shop class so I went down to the shop to inquire.

As an eighth-grader, I was small for my age and intimidated quite easily and a couple of the seniors cornered me and made me part of their scheme.

My part in the whole thing was to distract the shop teacher, I forget his name, and do whatever it takes to keep him focused away from this hoist..

How I did this, I don't know but the shop teacher came up and was super excited to talk to me about everything from cow judging to welding and I could see the seniors sneaking up and they hooked the hook on his coveralls and in a move that would make Bruce Willis jealous, he was on his way towards the ceiling, flailing and yelling. All I could do is stand there and look dumfounded. I never thought they'd do it.

They grabbed me and we ran out into the parking lot. I never heard anyone laugh with such an energy before. I have to admit, I got caught up in all of this and in retrospect I think there may have been a way out, but when I went back to the all-school reunion and saw the hoist still there, I couldn't help but think of the first moment of rebellion.

~fotodog

NSRG - Jump the Shark

2010-04-12T10:33:00.001-05:00

NSRG - Jump the Shark
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

After a hard fought battle with the Violent Femmes, the Banger Sisters came out victorious as the NSRG Champions for the 2009-2010 season.

With 1:04 left in the bout, Katarina Hit scored 8 points in the final jam to lift the Bangers to a 68-66 win.

One jam does not make a bout, both teams fought their collective hearts out. I was absolutely shaking the whole second half, because it was way too close. But it was one of the most incredible bouts I've ever seen.

What was also incredible is that the Banger Sisters have been in the finals 3 times and have faced all three opponents for the title. Well no longer the bridesmaid, they have achieved bride status with all the benefits and respects thereto.

This season has been a crazy ride and is bittersweet as many of my friends are retiring. It's always amazing to see the circle of life that is roller derby. Watching rookies gain their legs and their confidence. Some excelling to the ranks of superstars and others finding themselves on skates and becoming a huge part of the team. Watching the veterans playing with the heart and tenacity of a rookie but showing the skills and strategy that makes roller derby an exciting sport to watch.

Have a great summer everyone and we'll see you next fall for season 5.

Cheers,
~fotodog

Shrine Circus

2010-04-08T23:56:00.001-05:00

circus_2961
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

We spent the evening at the Shrine Circus in Saint Paul. We went there for Ruby's 5th birthday celebration. It was a surprise for her and she really enjoyed.

The only thing she didn't enjoy was not getting cotton candy.

I was 'pulled' down to the performance twice during the evening. The first time with a lady in our section and we were to perform this mock movie, where I'm the gentleman and I'm supposed to dip her and kiss her. But the real story is that I fake that I can't whistle and pretend to be shy.

The second time to jump on a teeter-totter to make the clown flip.

I had such a blast in the rings. I guess I've got a little clown in me after all.

Celia was super excited to see me down there although she stated she was super jealous too. She wanted to be down there.

The cheers and applause were awesome. I kept getting more and more into it with each spoof. Afterwards, I had kids come up to me and say "You're a star" and other people were asking "Are you a clown, are you part of the act?" Ah the celebrity.

I guess if my eLearning career takes a weird turn, I could turn to clowning. Cheers!

Photos by: Chris Mellang

The New Apple iPad

2010-04-06T14:58:00.003-05:00

My coworker brought his over and let me play with it over lunch.

First, I didn't get a chance to eat cuz the iPad is so cool. I'm like a kid in a candy story with this thing. It's fast. The interface makes it so easy to get things done. I can see this being marketed towards the 50+ crowd for web surfing and emailing. It's that simple and that intuitive.

Likes:

Bright/Sharp Screen - everything looks amazing
iBook - Much easier to read than Kindle and I much prefer the interface to Kindle as well
WiFi is fast. Sitting in my office building it streamed videos and surfed the next perfectly
Photo Album and Slideshow with Music - Like Colin mentions in his review - This is the perfect presentation layer for photographers/designers and videographers WOW is this pretty.
Battery life - supposedly 10-12 hours
Virtual Keypad is easy and responsive at 45 wpm (approx)

Dislikes or Wants

Docking station - would be cool to have it docked next to your workstation
Camera/Video Cam/Webcam functionality - like the iPhone, I think especially video/webcam would be the epitomy of awesome
Multifunctioning interface - sizing or minimizing windows to multitask between apps would be a great feature
Native Flash Support - won't belabor this point. Steve Jobs knows exactly how I feel about this
Verizon relationship/plan - I don't like AT&T's coverage would love this to be open source
Screen cover/protective slip covers - this should be included in the packaging. Protect the screen and a soft cover to protect from minor bumps and drops would be awesome

I want one very very badly, but I think I'll wait until the second version before I invest.

Peace!

NSRG vs Sioux Falls Roller Dollz_144

2010-03-31T17:41:00.001-05:00

NSRG vs Sioux Falls Roller Dollz_144
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

The North Star Supernovas roll into Sioux Falls, South Dakota on April 17th to take on the Sioux Falls Roller Dollz.

These teams always put on a great show and as you can see here, they hold nothing back.

Go to http://www.rollerdollz.com or http://www.northstarrollergirls.com for more details.

Live at the Expo Building at the Sioux Empire Fair. You won't want to miss this!!!

When The Angels Sing

2010-03-31T11:14:00.001-05:00

Social Distortion has long been one of my favourite groups and this song always hits me in the gut. I love it.

When I grow up, I wanna be Mike Ness!

Demolition Derby 104

2010-03-17T23:51:00.001-05:00

Demolition Derby 104
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Some things just bring back fond memories.

I came across this photo that I took at the Washington County Fair a couple of years ago and I hadn't looked at it in a long time. But it came up in my history tonight and all of a sudden I started reminiscing about summers of my childhood.

Back in Gettysburg, SD they used to have a demolition derby every 4th of July and the whole town would turn out for it. Mom and Dad would pack a picnik bag with lemonade and bologna sandwiches (with butter, mmmm) and the whole family enjoyed every minute of it.

We all had our own favourite drivers and we would cheer like there was no tomorrow. And then, back in the day, they had the Powder Puff derby for the ladies, which was Dad's signal to go get beer and chat with the guys, but we stayed with Mom and picked our drivers.

After the derby, we'd head over to one of the family friends place and hang out int he back yard. The men would be drinking beer and of course the grill would light up eventually with hot dogs and such and the ladies would have their chat circle too.

The simpler times and family fun. This photo emulates that for me. This guy, looks like he's been beaten down, but in fact he was the winner in his class that night. His look, to me is like this is all in a day's work.

Man, I can't wait for summer.

Shiva Shankn_0644a

2010-03-14T22:14:00.001-05:00

Shiva Shankn_0644a
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Only one week away until the Wild Wild Midwest Shootout.
The North Star Roller Girls present their 5th bout of the 2009-2010 season at the Minneapolis Convention Center.

In this photo: Shiva Shankn of Delta Delta Di.

Shot on location at the Double H Stables in Stillwater.

NSRG Carnaval_3206

2010-03-01T15:38:00.001-06:00

NSRG Carnaval_3206
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

A slight equipment malfunction causes a spectacular pile-up in turn 4.

Pictured here: Katarina Hit (Banger Sisters), Freddy Kruelgirl (Kilmore Girls" and Wanda Gogh (Kilmore Girls)

People wonder why I'm so addicted to Roller Derby, well here's just one example.

Next NSRG Bout is March 20th at the Minneapolis Convention Center.
You know you want to be there.

~greg

TC Terrors Take Coon Rapids

2010-02-01T09:48:00.001-06:00

TC Terrors 9208
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

The TC Terrors held the first ever Minneapolis Men's Roller Derby bout at CheapSkate in Coon Rapids.

The Black Team beat the Blue Team but the scoreboard didn't tell the whole story. It was a fun-filled, action-packed, hard-hitting extravaganza of testosterone on 8 wheels.

Half-time entertainment was brought to you by NSRG and MNRG skate off. The comingled teams battled out a hard hitting exhibition as well showing what we've known all along. . . womens' derby kicks ass.

Next TC Terrors bout is February 27th at CheapSkate.
Cheers!
~fotodog

NSRG Bout#3 Tomorrow

2010-01-15T14:00:00.001-06:00

Pippi Van Whalen
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Come on. . . you know you want to. . . there are no weather excuses, nothing else is going on. Why not come out and watch some of the best sports in town.
The North Star Roller Girls having their third bout of the season. Watch a battle of the unbeatens between the Banger Sisters and the Violent Femmes. In the second bout the Kilmore Girls battle Delta Delta Di.
Where else can you have this much fun for under $15?

It's Not You - Halestorm

2010-01-07T17:01:00.001-06:00

I love good rock and roll and I love good derby.
Thanks Halestorm!

The Icebreaker

2010-01-05T12:12:00.001-06:00

The Icebreaker
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

The third bout of the year is almost upon us.
Jan 16th at the Minneapolis Convention Center.

In the battle of the unbeatens, The Banger Sisters take on the Violent Femmes. On the undercard, the Kilmore Girls battle the Delta Delta Di to see who will get there first win of the season.

This bout's theme is The Icebreaker. fitting considering the state of our minds and the state of our bodies with the frigid temperatures we've been having lately.

As always, I'm excited to be part of the NSRG Media Team and I'm looking forward to capturing all the action again this bout.

Pictured here is rookie blocker for the Banger Sisters, Meso Ornery.

Peace and Love!
~fotodog

A Day of Sledding_2627

2009-12-27T10:45:00.001-06:00

A Day of Sledding_2627
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

A Funtime sledding at Highland Park Hills.

Saint Paul has a number of great hills for sledding. Click Here for a list and a map of hills for you.

It's kind of funny to watch the cycle of what they allow and don't allow on hills. A couple of years ago, the Highland Park hill (right behind the water towers on Snelling) was fenced off because one soccer-mom complained because her kid got hurt on the hill. Well, it was a 12 year old girl who had never been on a sled before and they went out on a day when it was sheer ice. The girl went over the jump on a hard sled and was going too fast and wiped out and sraped her face. So the knee-jerk reaction was to put snow fences up so noone else would try to sue the city.

Cooler heads prevailed and now the hills are back open until the next dumbass lawsuit closes it down for the rest of us.

Next Step------Snowboarding!

Waiting at Schmidty's

2009-12-19T22:05:00.001-06:00

Waiting at Schmidty's
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Sometimes I forget the coolest things in life. Like a barbershop. A good old-fashioned regular guy barber shop.

Schmidty's has been around for a while and there's quite the list of clientele that a lot of you may know. Joe Mauer being one of them.

Today, I went in to get a haircut, I was getting shaggy and at first it was like a party in there. A bunch of Dads with their young boys, some for their first haircut but all getting cleaned up for Christmas.

There was probably 15 people ahead of me but time flew by. I was in and out in under 90 minutes but everyone was happy as hell with their cut.

What I forget is the community of the barbershop. Men talking to men about every subject under the sun and a good barber will not only be good listener, but be able to speak intelligently about subject ranging from sports, to politics, from automobiles to relationships.

Before blogging and youtube, if you wanted the latest happening and opinions in the world, there were two places to get it. Your local bar or your local barbershop.

Thanks Schmidty's. You guys are all amazing and thanks for a great cut and great conversation!

Moto-i

2009-11-15T18:02:00.001-06:00

Moto-i
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

The wife and I went on a date to Moto-i in Uptown Minneapolis on Saturday.

We found out about Moto-i because of a report on CNN on the 25 hippest coolest places to be and Moto-i was 6th.

From Moti-i.com
What is moto-i?
moto-i is the first sake brewery restaurant outside of Japan. Located in Uptown, Minneapolis, moto-i is a full service restaurant with liquor, beer, wine and, of course, sake! moto-i makes draft sake or namazake. Nama is unpasteurized, and needs plenty of care as it can never get warm.

----end webcontent-------

Moto-i is a lovely place for a nice evening out. I love the fact that the dining area is free of televisions. The bar area has a few. In fact sumo wrestling was on all three. The dining area is dark wood with minimal art on the wall (and that's OK) and has a nice romantic feel to.

Expect to drop a dime or two here. This is not a cheap place. A drink of sake averages $10 We tried a flight of sake (3-2 oz glasses of varied types) and that was $12. All three were slighltly different and very fresh tasting.

After the flight I decided on a glass of Junmai Nama Tokubetsu. I really enjoyed it. Very clean taste and just a little potent, but that's entirely acceptable. The wife ordered the Junmai Nama Yamahai Ginjo which was also a nice tasting sake.

I highly recommend the Green Curry Chicken Dumplings. Absolutely wonderful. I could have ate those all night. For the entree Chris ordered the Baked Portk Ramen which she found to be amazing. As you can see in the photo it's not just noodles. I had the Pork Chop Teriyaki. It was about 2 1/2 inches thick, perfectly seasoned and perfectly cooked. The downside is that is was a real fatty piece of pork and although juicy and flavourful was just a little too fatty for my tastes. The chef delivered it personally which I found to be a nice touch. I love the fact that the chef actually came around asked how things were.

I would definitely go back to Moto-i but probably not as the main stop of the night. Dropping a $100 on a dinner for two is not in our normal price range but it's a rare treat.

I have to give props to Brad, our waiter. He was enthusiastic, eager-to-please and energetic, in a nervous frat boy sort of way. He was knowledgeable about the sake and made some great recommendations. I like it when a waiter/waitress makes recommendations that aren't just the special-of-the-day or the highest priced item on the menu.

If you like sake and Japanese cuisene, it's definitely a place to go. Just be prepared to drop a dime or three.
Cheers!
~fotodog

Hannah Montana Law a Good Thing?

2009-11-02T16:00:00.001-06:00

Celia Rose_3301
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

I was listening to Prebil and Murphy and AM1500 KSTP this morning and during one section they were talking about the Hannah Montana law here in Minnesota to try and limit scalpers.

Prebil thought was a good idea, but Murphy went on quite a rant to say it's all about free-market pricing. I disagree. Below is my response to Mr. Murphy.

Good day,

I listened to your OnDemand of the Hannah Montana ticket rule and to say I'm slightly outraged at Mr Murphy's remarks would be a gross understatement.

You state, and I'm paraphrasing that if the market demand for a ticket is $1000 then anyone, including a ticket broker should be allowed to sell that ticket without any legal recourse.

Let me point out where I think your support for open-market ticket scalping is wrong and where you are contradicting yourself.

1. The artist, sports team or event managers work with the venues to determine a fair market value based on venue, area market and managing companies to be purchased through approved ticket vendors (let's not get into the whole Ticketmaster monopoly and their gouging practices) Paying a broker 10, 20 or 30 times the face value isn't fair in the market because that money doesn't go to the artist or venue for the service they're providing. It's the same issue where people are duping MP3 or videos and taking that money away from the artist who wrote, produced and performed the music.

2. The tickets are meant to be accessible to their fans in the market at equal opportunity to all fans. but I, as a fan should have first rights to purchase the ticket at the price posted by the artist and venue through the approved ticket outlets. If the tickets aren't sold, let them funnel the tickets through a ticket broker, then let the market decide what they want to pay for them through an auction system where ticket brokers must register and pay taxes on all profits. If tickets are commodities like you infer then any profits should be seen as capital gains, correct?

3. Ticket brokers use automated systems and/or pay 'friends' to stand in line/at the computer to obtain as many tickets as possible with the sole intent of gouging fans. We all know that dedicated fans will do just about anything to see their favourite acts. I don't NEED to see them, but it adds to my enjoyment of life if I can see my favourite band or team. But that enjoyment diminishes if I have to pay an exorbitant ticket price reducing my discretionary spending at the event (which goes to the artist/team who really deserve the money)

4. You refer to these tickets as a commodity and compare a concert to collecting. A concert is not a collectible item(good) it's a service provided by the venue and the artist/team. A commodity implies that you get a tangible asset in return for your money. There's nothing collectible unless your selling the ticket 100 years from now.

You speak of fairness, You are right, I don't have to go to the show, but demanding $1000 for a $120 ticket is outrageous. If it's part of an auction system, then I don't feel bad for the people who pay for them. But to be fair, by allowing this type of system to remain you are discriminating against the people who can't afford it. These people missing out on memories with there children and families because they can't pay these outrageous sums but may have been able to afford seats at normal prices. When you cater to the rich and the corporations to fill your seats you are diluting your fan base and encouraging knock-off items or sharing of pirated materials. Take for example the fact that I won't pay the outrageous fees at the Vikings games and for their merchandise so in turn my loyalty to the Vikings diminishes with each passing season. I've turned down the opportunity to see games where my friends were willing to go to ticket brokers at any cost. Don't you want people in the seats and to keep coming back? Isn't that the true nature of business?

That being said, ticket reassignment options should be available, through the ticket vendor (OK Ticketmaster, step up here and create a system of ATM channels to get this done) at a fair fee structure. I feel that you should be able to sell your tickets but go through proper channels. For Example, you are selling the tickets out in front of the venue because your friends didn't show up. You have a fan that's willing to pay for your tickets plus the fees. You step up to the ATM and process the ticket reassignment to the new ticket holder, it's all legit. PLUS, this takes out all risk of getting fake tickets from scalpers too.

Thanks for listening,

Hidden Falls Park

2009-10-27T21:55:00.001-05:00

Hidden Falls Park_1866_4_5
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

I'm not one who usually has time to go out and shoot fall colours and with the weather the way it's been lately has had me a bit depressed about the changing season.

After dropping off the kids at school I decided to drive down Shepard Road to see if there was any colours left worth shooting.

I saw the sign for Hidden Falls Park and I've never been there before. It's right across the river from Fort Snelling.

This is an HDR image combining three exposures +/- 2.0.
Peace!

North Star Roller Girls Facts

2009-10-27T09:54:00.001-05:00

Fotodog_nsrgbout1_200910_1131
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Black Sunshine destroyed the periodic table of elements, because she only recognizes the element of surprise.

There are no WFTDA teams ranked above the SuperNovas, only teams of skaters Tin Lizzy has yet to beat to different shades of black and blue.

Jowanna BEAT Down can't finish a color-by-numbers because her markers are filled with the blood of opposing jammers. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

A Sister Shotgun delivered frontal is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Cher Noble has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Camel Toni frontal.

On her birthday, Black Sunshine randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Shiva Shankin' has the greatest game face of all time. She won the 2007 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Roller Vixen grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.

It takes Medusa 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Some roller girls wear Wonder Woman pajamas. Wonder Woman wears Kayzilla pajamas.

Naughty Kitty can slam a revolving door.

Superman once watched a bout of the North Star Roller Girls. He then cried himself to sleep.

Rainbow Bite Me doesn't play God. Playing is for children

Cannibella invented a language that incorporates karate and deadly frontals. So next time Canibella is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, she may be just trying to tell you she likes your skates.

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Jawbreaker-Division”.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Tara Bitchapart finds it delicious.

Pogue Mahone shot the sheriff, but she layed a frontal on the deputy

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Katarina Hit. Katarina eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Tin Lizzy is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

Jawbreaker uses a night light. Not because Jawbreaker is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Jawbreaker.

One time, Medusa accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio

So ends the Gospel.

Better Derby Through Chemistry

2009-10-12T14:12:00.001-05:00

Better Derby Through Chemistry
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

The North Star Roller Girls will be kicking off their 2009-2010 season at the Minneapolis Convention Center on October 24th.

In a rematch of last years championships, Delta Delta Di (defending champion) will take on the Banger Sisters and in the other match the Kilmore Girls will battle the Violent Femmes.

Special half-time attraction: Dave Blackburn Mad Scientist Extraordinaire!!

Tell 'em Fotodog sent ya!
Peace!

Brawls of America_5482

2009-09-21T10:08:00.001-05:00

Brawls of America_5482
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

The weekend is over, the camera and lights set aside (for now). Exhaustion has never felt better.

The Brawl of America was an amazing event. So much action, so much emotion, so much skill. I'm excited to be a part of it.

The North Star Supernovas came into the event seated 8th and came in with high hopes. And then fate turned a cruel trick and one of their former league mates, Moxie Mayhem (Stacey Morgan) was fatally injured in an accident the night before.

They started the tournament off unrested, unsettled and teary-eyed. But they fought hard, their heart, while sometimes not on the track, was still fighting and beating like the heart of a champion.

In the second round they fought their cross-town rivals, the Minnesota Rollergirls All-Stars and battled to a victory. It was tough, MNRG came back and took the lead, midway through the second half but the SuperNovas never gave up.

The battle for 5th place against Arch Rival Rollergirls (pictured here) had the same intensity as a championship bout. NSRG was well represented in the stands, the cheers were almost deafening at times. It made me proud to see the league come together and whatever happened it would be a good day.

The SuperNovas came out fast and hard and took a 30-0 lead something they rarely have the luxury of. They were hitting on all cylinders, and they played the best game of their short lives. It was incredible. They were victorious over Arch-Rival and took home the 5th place title.

Watching the entire tournament was so amazing, and congratulations to Windy City for taking the championship tropy and congratulations to the Dairy Land Dolls (2nd place) and the Detroit Derby Girls (3rd) as they go on to the Nationals in Philadelphia.

Also, we had the FotoZone - Portraits for a Cause booth running and we photographed about 125 people. The photographs taken at the Brawl will be compiled as a documentary book and the profits from the sale of the book will go to Tequila Mockingbird, HelpTequila.com to aid in her recovery from a spinal cord injury while skating for Chicago.

Thank you roller derby for a wonderful, exhilerating and rewarding weekend.

Juliette Lewis

2009-08-20T14:00:00.001-05:00

Juliette Lewis
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

First of all, Juliette Lewis was amazing on stage. It's hard to find another woman, or man with such energy on stage. It was great.

A couple of things didn't go they way I wanted. I was supposed to shoot the whole show and then shoot the band in the green room afterwards. But. . . .

First the venue got all gestapo on me and wouldn't let me in to hang with the band and shoot (although I was contracted by the band) so they made me go wait in the First Avenue Mainroom and watch The Pretenders. "BUT NOT PHOTOGRAPHY" argh. But I got to watch the Pretenders and let me tell ya, Chrissie Hynde still can rock the show.

Then they finally let me in 15 minutes before Juliette takes the stage and then 2 minutes before they come on, they say 3 songs only. 1/2 way through the second song they say "Your Done" but I finish through the third song.

I didn't get to meet the band afterwards because they started so late and needed to get on the bus for the next town.

On a good note, I got to kiss Juliette on the cheek. It was sweaty and a little salty but it made me happy about all the other stuff.

Maybe next time it'll be even grander!!!

A Day in the Life - 17,092

2009-06-30T12:32:00.004-05:00

On my lunch break yesterday, I decided to meet my friend Terry. I haven't talked to him in a while and thought, hey! What better time, right?

Well, I venture out to see him and I notice there is a funeral going on, so I park as far away as I can to give them space and be a distraction for them. I'm there for about 5 minutes and we're having a good chat and the preacher comes up.

He says, "Excuse me, do you work here?"

I respond, "No sir, I'm just here visiting a friend. Was there something you needed help with?"

The preacher looks a stressed and says, "Oh my. I need to find out who works here to make sure our burial happens. Oh, my!!"

I stood up to see what was going on and from the rest of our brief conversation he informs me that there is no grave dug and the funeral home isn't there and the body isn't there and he's wondering if there is another cemetary with the same name and I'm not aware of any.

Oh my God, what a dilema to be in. They had the body at the funeral but somewhere from the church to the cemetary there was a detour (there was not a funeral procession)

Going back to work was tough, all I could think of for the next hour was "how would anybody handle that. What would you do?" I know I'd be freaking out a little but I can name at least 100 people who would go mental.

I pray to God that it all got figured out. Those poor family members and friends.
Uff Da.

South Beach_6432

2009-06-09T23:38:00.001-05:00

South Beach_6432
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Published!!

This shot was taken on South Beach on a recent business trip to Miami. It was my last day in Miami and I really wanted to get a few shots of the local flavour.

I cabbed it over to South Beach with about an hour of sunlight left. The cab dropped me off on Ocean Drive and as I entered the beach area I noticed this life guard station about 200 yards away. I ran over, yes - I was running on the beach dressed all in black as usual, and waited impatiently for the people to get out of my shot.

This was photographed as three separate exposures at +1, -1 and normal. I actually planned this HDR shot and was shocked because it was first one.

This shot was processed in PhotoMatix Pro3 and then tweaked the saturation a bit in PhotoShop CS3.

I submitted this shot in the viewer photos section of the Minneapolis StarTribune online and about 3 weeks later I get an email from the travel editor that they would like approval to consider this for publication.

They published this on page 2 of the travel section on last Sunday's edition. Although they converted it into B&W I was still very happy to get the byline.

Who knows, maybe next year, I'll get paid to travel to exotic locales??
Peace!

The Saint?

2009-05-10T22:55:00.001-05:00

The Saint?
Originally uploaded by Fotodog_1

Sometimes having a buddy sit for a lighting test is the coolest thing. The results can be amazing.

All that's needed is a titch of Jack to make it perfect.

Thanks, Ger

Happy Mother's Day

2009-05-10T21:46:00.002-05:00

Today is a day to celebrate the honour and respect and love of Mother's.

While my Mom has passed I still look on this day with honour to show my daughters the importance of the role of Mothers in our lives.

Today we spent some quality time (and some tense and stressful time as well) with family.

My wife is a yarn fanatic so we went to Lake Elmo to the Sheep/Llama/Alpaca Wool show and took in the day.

We capped it off by going out to dinner at Chatterbox in Saint Paul. Great food and great company and great ambience.

Happy Mother's Day to all of you great Moms.

Web Droppings

2009-04-12T21:19:00.001-05:00

I guess this is more to question why TV has gotten to be nothing but train wrecks.

Why is it that programming has relied on reality, if you can it that, TV instead of creating awesome new shows?

Why is it American Idol can get 3 million votes per week but we struggle to get that many people to vote for our President?

Where do they find the people that go on Maury and Springer?

Why do we give a shit about what Paris, Britney and Lindsay say and do, but we can't support our teachers and provide an audience to our children?

Why are we so afraid of speaking open an honestly and when did being offended become such a powerful bargaining tool. And why is it when I get offended nobody gives a shit?

The one thing that really has been bugging me the most is that I've part of a lot of conversations and expressed concern about shipping American jobs overseas. I've seen too many people losing their jobs in the last 10 years to India, Manila and other Asian countries and almost everyone has questioned whether I'm racist towards these countries.

No, I'm not a racist or sexist or homophobe, I'm just questioning the rationale of a company sending 1000 jobs to India to try to save money when in face they are losing a lot of dollars in renewed contracts, lost customers and lower impact of branding.

So, what's my viewpoint? Set up shops in small town America. Towns like Aberdeen, South Dakota, Bismarck, North Dakota, Des Moines, Iowa. I call these small towns compared to New York, LA, Chicago but they offer every bit of benefit that India or Manila can. THey have low rental costs, a large pool of educated, hard-working citizens and most importantly the American economy wins all around.

Just think, we're not creating a new technical infrastructure in a foreign land, there aren't a large amount of high-dollar flights every month to 'manage' the business and the new site would be on American time. Less stress and struggle for everybody.

Thanks for listening and I'd love to hear your feedback and responses.
~cheers

iFotodog

2009-03-26T10:24:00.001-05:00

It's Almost Derby Season

2008-10-13T23:09:00.001-05:00

The NorthStar Rollergirls are heading into their 2008-2009 season beginning on October 25th at the Minneapolis Convention Center.

I'm really anticipating a huge year. Lots of action, spills and thrill if you will.
I'm really excited to see 80 ladies beating and banging and having a great night of competion.

Come on out. Where else can you have this much fun for $10? And don't forget to tell them Fotodog sent ya!

My wife is on the Banger Sisters and although she won't be skating this month due to a fracture in her wrist she'll be working the lineups and yelling and supporting her team.

This photo was taken at a test event and is four of the Banger Sisters (l to r: Pippi Van Whalen, Katarina Hitt, Miss Hannigan and Jowanna Beatdown)

Matt's - The Original Jucy Lucy

2008-08-14T15:46:00.002-05:00

Every once in a while you come across a joint that reminds of the simple pleasures in life. A Jucy Lucy and an ice-cold Schlitz!
Well, Matt's has been around for over 28 years and probably has some of the original grease on the walls somewhere.
This is a no-frills joint but dammit, once you leave you're feeling satisfied.
Now there are a lot of claims to who has the original Jucy Lucy and there are a lot fancier restaurants around that have them on the menu at a much higher price, but I'll put my money on Matt's every time.
Now keep in mind, if you go on a Friday or Saturday, you'll most likely end up waiting for a while to get a seat but it's definitely worth it in my book.

Hey Al, Global Warming is Caused by Your Electronics

2008-07-28T15:58:00.003-05:00

I've come up with a new theory to the what is contributing to the theory of Global Warming.

Portable Electronic Devices!!

Your laptop, cell phone, iPod, camcorder, et al are contributing to Global Warming.

While methane and carbon gases may be a major contributing factor let also put into effect anything that needs to be recharged.
Let's say for instance you have a laptop, your digital camera, your external hard drive, your cell phone and your mp3 player all on and/or charging you're building up a heat that would generate as much if not more change to the atmosphere than a brief methane burst. Am I right??

How many people have gaming or development meetings in a closed conference room, you've each got your laptop and blackberry or cell phone and next thing you know someone has to open the door because it's getting a bit warm. If someone farts their might be some glances around the room but the door remains closed.

Therefore, I put to Al Gore and the rest of the Global Warming constituents that no matter how green you are, you're never going to be as green as you want to be unless you get rid of all the digital equipemnt. Yes, even your electric car will contribute to the Global Warming.

Thanks and have a wonderful day!

Baked at 8

2008-07-24T10:08:00.002-05:00

Fun things you hear on public transportation.

I take the 74 in the morning into downtown St. Paul. During school months you get all the kids and their funny little banter but in the summer it's usually pretty quiet.

Although yesterday was quite funny. A man in late 20's early 30's gets on right across from the Salvation Army and sits down next me. He reeks of weed. His eyes are glazed and dilated. Need I say more about his condition?? I think not. Keep in mind it's only 8 am. But I know wake and bake is a standard practice for many and I've got no problem with it as long as you're parenting or operating heavy machinery.

He no sooner sits down and gets a phone call, a job interview over the phone. I can only imagine what the guy on the other end of the phone was thinking. My bus buddy couldn't put two sentences together that made sense and even told the guy that going the Salvation Army was "like doing research for his corporate career because it keeps me grounded-like". He ended the call prematurely by saying, "I gotta call you back, man. I gotta find me some food and like right now, man" Gotta wonder if he got the job offer.

This morning I'm on the 63 bus at 5:30 am and the lady sitting in front of me is BAKED - b-a-k-d BAKED. I can only imagine that Cheech and Chong wished they had this woman's stash. WOO!

And of course she's on the cell talking to what I can only assume is either her man or her dad. The conversation made no sense ranging anywhere from where her car was (she said it's downtown somewhere, don't matter) to her life responsibility ("I got me a job, muthaf*(ka, the man pays me 7 dollas an hour"). Funny shit I tell ya!

The last thing I heard as the bus drove out of sight was, "That's right, I'm high muthaf*(ka, I'm very f*(kin high, WOO baby"

What a way to start your day.

Peace!

Happy Anniversary

2008-06-16T23:10:00.002-05:00

Today would have been my parents 48th wedding anniversary. But as per my previous posts, Mom passed away earlier this year so it's especially difficult.

What with Father's Day yesterday and the Anniversary today, what am I supposed to say?

There's no cards for it, I know I checked.

What's the protocol? What would Ann Landers do?

I guess I'm just venting because for one of the first times in my life I really have no idea what to think or what to say.

Well, it's getting late and I guess I should just say, "Happy Anniversary, Mom & Dad".
It's still a special day in my heart.

Peace!
~fotodog

Cheers some more

2008-05-09T08:42:00.003-05:00

Thought I'd add to the list of friends. I'm feeling particularly reminiscent today.

First, BoodahThe strong silent photographer/do-it-yourselfer/computer addict/geek/hiker and a few other things. Boodah is one of those guys that goes through life with a smile on his face. I envy that in you. Although we share many interests we've never really sat down other than to admire each others work and a few war stories. You can see his stuff at: www.kengill.com
BonoNo, not the singer, my friend Dan. Fellow eLearning guru, music appreciation fellow and all-around nice guy. You've mentored me through the begining stages of my elearning career and I thank you for your encouragement and friendship. Too bad we've never been to Moon Dance Jam together.
LK Loren, you're one wild and crazy guy. I see a lot of myself in you and live vicariously through you. You're a fun shooter and have a much different eye than I do but it's fun to talk shop with you. You can see his stuff at: www.lkfotography.com
My Friend PeteJokingly I call you my token Jewish friend, but we'd be friends if you were Gentile. :) I like the way you view music and your devotion to your friends and your band. The Whiskey Sournotes have a unique style and I really dig your style of play.
Tony, Robert, Craig, Elvis, Conrad, Bill B, Johnny B, and the rest of the supporting cast. I can't put it all into words, but you've all had cameo roles in this great big feature. Lots of fun, lots of drama, lots of beer under the table but in the end we've all had a pretty damn good time.

There will be more listings in the future.
Cheers!

Cheers to Friends!

2008-04-08T14:11:00.005-05:00

I'm very fortunate to have a lot of good friends. Unfortunately, I don't always have the opportunity to hang and have a beer and some witty conversation or competitive gaming.
I wanted to raise a toast to some buddies and have a virtual beer.
Damian - wherever you are. Thanks for opening my eyes to art as life and being the person you want to be.
Jon and Mike - My oldest college buddies. You taught me how to drink beer, appreciate the ladies and how to let loose. A little too loose sometimes, but you were the first friends who were there for me then and you are now.
Johnny, Bart, Dave, Mike, Todd, Russ, Ron, Vinnie and the rest of band crowd - You insisted on my honesty and were interested in my opinions and you treated me like a brother.
Pigdog, Pete, and Cary - My brothers-in-arms, my comrades and if we weren't married would probably be my cell mates. Bonding over poker, beer and grills. I can't imagine what it would be like without you guys. Even though we don't hang us much as we should, I know I can reach out to you if needed.
Longer - you're just nuts. I'm always amazed at how you go through life.
Brad - Lil bro' I'm also amazed at you. Proud of you and sometimes a little envious. You've put up with my shit all your life and you've been there to support me and keep my head in the game. You let me be me but gave me a fair load of crap along the way just because you can. I have more respect for you than you know.
Dale, Al and Tim My canoe and beer buddies. Our canoe trips are legendary and I will always recall fondly those days on the river. I've never met such diverse men who can get along in the wilderness, engage in such great conversation and debate and still enjoy each others company when we're done.

Don't take this list as an end all be all, but a beginning. I haven't forgotten any of you. (beer by Glueks, photo by Fotodog)

Peace!

God's Gracious Gift

2008-02-17T09:39:00.002-06:00

Rest in Peace - Janice Marie
January 19, 1941 - February 16, 2008
My Mom passed away yesterday after a long battle with cancer and strokes.

I've mentioned my Mother many times and I think she is the most amazing woman to have have graced the earth.

While I could sit here and mourn her passing and tell you how my life will be so different without her, I choose to celebrate her life and remember the great times we had together. I hope any of you who have known her will do the same.

From her guidance and support to her love and caring she was truly an angel.
The stories will come out in future posts. Right now my mind is flooded with every moment of our lives.

It's hard to feel the loss when every time I think of her or look at her photo, it warms my cold black heart and puts a smile on my face.

She truly is God's Gracious Gift.

2 years and the story continues.

2008-02-08T09:04:00.000-06:00

Feb 8, 2006.A great spirit left our midst. It's rare that death's sting has lingered so long in me. The last time was when Bill Hicks passed almost 14 years ago. But that is another story, this is about Pigdog.
Every once in a while a question comes up that reminds me of a Pigdog story, or I come across a photo of him or Jake or Kathy and then the stories come flying into my head.
I found this photo the other day and it reminded me of how sensitive Pigdog really was. Beneath the gruff and tumble exterior and the brash and loud personallity lied a sensitive and caring man. This photo was taken at the groom's dinner of my friends Cary and Melissa's wedding. Celia really wanted to sit next to Pigdog and wanted to chat. She had so many things she wanted to tell him.
He sat there and took it all in, letting her snuggle in. You see, ever since she was able to talk, Uncle Pigdog was that special guy who she really needed to connect with. And Pigdog was happy to do so. He'd try to mess with her to get at me but every time he'd try something she'd say, "Uncle Pigdog, that's not right" or "I don't know, my Daddy wouldn't like that."
I miss Pigdog still, and I wonder what our lives would be like if he were still here in person. He lives on in each of still and especially when you see Jake, you know his spirit lives on in that little boy.
Rest in peace, my friend!

Love and the Law. My first love and my first arrest.

2007-12-10T16:21:00.000-06:00

The ladies always get you into trouble. Am I right?
Guys, we'd do anything for our gals and sometimes that means breaking the rules.

The story, as told by my loving mother over the years, goes like this.

My next door neighbor, and first girl friend, Darla and I were out on the front lawn playing a game of catch. We were laughing and enjoying each others company. As much as you can while you're being chaperoned by your loving and beautiful Mother.

Fortunatley, Mom was baking at the time and the buzzer went off. Being the perfectionist in the kitchen that she was, she got up to take the rolls out of the oven. Darla looked at me and with her big blue eyes, said, "Go".

So, I did. Darla stripped down completely and made a run for the corner. I stripped too, but left my bottoms on. I was a bit shy back then really. Darla looked at me and giggled sheepishly, grabbed my hand and made a run down the street. As soon as we got out of sight of Mom's house, we mad stopped and looked deep into each others eyes. Smiling nervously, but we knew the adrenalin would kick in soon.

Sure enough, it did. We heard the 'bloop' of the police car and I could see amber lights as they flickered on Darla's skin. BUSTED. I looked over and I saw the cops. Darla stood behind me and looked up at the officer. He was huge. Not in a mean way, but still itimidating for us.

He motioned us to his car. He didn't have to tell us twice. We climbed in the back of the car. You think he'd have given us a blanket or something to cover ourselves, but he just sat there and questioned us. It seemed like an eternity. Darla started to cry a little and it kinda made me want to as well. But I knew that one of us had to hold a brave front. "C,mon cop", I said to myself. I just wanted it to be over.

Well, he finally got out of us where we lived and instead of taking us to jail he took us home. He pulled up and I could see my Mom and Darla's Mom both standing there looking pissed and worried.

The cop took us out of the car, for the world to see and asked our Mom's, "Quite the little law breakers we have here, huh." Mom looked at me and gave me a big hug and an even bigger swat on the ass. I didn't blame her, I deserved it. "Where did you go? Why scare your Mother like this?" After a hundred other questions she gave me another hug. Darla's Mom was doing the same, I remember trying to look over at Darla, but Mom kept hugging me.

Finally, Mom took me into the house and said, "Greg, you should know better than leave the yard. You're not old enough to go off on your own yet, your only 1 1/2."

I knew she was right. I'd have to wait until I was at least in first grade before I tried that again. But what's a guy to do when your girl is standing there naked asking you to run away with her?

Peace!

Miracles Do Happen

2007-11-27T22:54:00.000-06:00

The past 48 hours have been a roller coaster ride to say the least.
I get a call at 5:00 am Monday morning from my Dad (never a good sign). What I heard was, "You need to come home, your Mother is dying, she's may have 5 minutes or 5 hours."
So, I call my boss and tell him that I won't be able to come to work this week, because my Mom passed away. I even told my 8 year old that she had passed away as well. So my day has been quite stressful to say the least.
I then get a call from my older brother who tells me that Mom is hanging on and she could go at anytime. I'm packing like a fiend, getting the wife and kids together and grabbing everything I can think of for 5 days and a funeral.
On the 6 hour drive to the hospital I'm getting updates from my older brother and my little sister than Mom is hanging on. I'm holding off telling my daughter and my boss anything different because the outlook is not good.
I finally get to the hospital and I get to ICU and Dad and big bro and little sis are there looking sad (as expected) and I look at Mom and she's hooked up to all these machines and beeping everywhere and this noise and that noise.
Well, here's the deal. Mom has been on an aggressive chemotherapy treatment for all kinds of cancer that the doctors won't clarify and it's weakened her so much that she's had at least two strokes in the last 24 hours. (she had a massive stroke 15 years ago as a direct result of aggressive chemo from her breast cancer - but that too is another story).
Mom is paralyzed on her left side of her body and the right side of her face. She can't speak other than mumbles. They've told us that she's on a DNR (Do Not Resusitate) and that she could go anytime. Her breathing is labored to say the least. I say "Hi, Momma" and she opens her right eye and smirks. She reaches up her right hand and grasps it, weak but a grasp nonetheless. I tell her that I brough the whole family and that they'd like to see her. She smirks again.
The next 3 hours are probably the most difficult I've ever spent. Watching the clock tick by waiting for my youngest brother to show. He's on a flight from Detroit due in at 6:30 and I'm praying that she holds out to see him. (remind me to tell you the story of Grandma Minda sometime). We all take turns sitting in with her, watching her pulse go from 50 to 150 and her blood pressure ranging from 150/110 to 38/18 and respirations from 18 to 65.
About 20 minutes before lil bro shows up, Mom moves her left arm and makes squeezing motions with her hands. She starts speaking one word, then two and she opens her right eye (which has been closed for the past 14 hours). We keep reminding her that lil bro is coming and she smirks and says "OK, OK, OK, OK, I'm OK"
After what seems like an eternity, lil bro shows up and we're all in the room. We're expecting her to come to peace with her life and gently pass. But no, my Mom fights on. She moves her left leg.
We're stunned but still not very optimistic about the outcome. We all make arrangements for the evening and discuss what's going to happen next. I take the family to a nearby hotel and finally get them to bed at 3:30 am and drift off. I finally awake and get to the hospital around 7:00 am and I'm amazed that she has survived the night.
But even more so, they had taken her blood pressure cuff off and all she had was oxygen. The colour had returned to her face and her face and gone from the paralyzed stroke patient to normal (weak but normal) she was moving her arms and left leg.
She was recuperating from at least two strokes. By the end of today, they had taken her out of ICU and put her into a 'normal' room. She is thinking and speaking and has maintained her spry sense of humour.
Her doctor came in and said, "Your Mom is a miracle. There is no medical reason that she survived this. I am amazed at her recovery, I've never seen anything like this."
The preacher showed up (keep in mind they were about to give her last rights 36 hours previously) said, "There was definitely divine intervention. Between her will to live and God's hand, she has survived this storm"
She is in now way out of danger, and realistically is on loan day by day for us. Her cancer is aggressive and will eventually take over, but as long as her mind, her heart and her love for her kids and grandkids will be around as long as she possibly can.
The last note for tonight, and then I'm off to bed. I had my daughter say a prayer for Mom the other night and she asked that God watch over her and give her the strength to get through on her terms. The light of faith and belief was fueled by her survival today. I do believe that God exists and that he does listen to our prayers. Her survival from the edge of death is (in my eyes) a true testament that a divine existance has been with her.
It is clear that science has failed her, the doctors and nurses had written her off. Love and faith, baby. You have to believe.
Peace and Love, fotodog

Happy Mother's Day

2007-05-13T22:17:00.001-05:00

As we nearly put this day of honour to rest, I would be remiss by not extolling the greateset mother on earth. My Mom, Janice.

My Mother's legacy will live on for as long as I have a breath. Over the past few years I've seen my Mom exhibit the qualities that would put her in the Mom's Hall of Fame. What's more, is that she's been doing this while battling health issues.

Each time I visit her or speak to her, I hear the joy in her heart, the pride and the love she had for me and my siblings.

My Mom has lived her life for her family, her children. I look at photos of days gone by and the life in her eyes would light the world. And now that we have provided her grandchildren, the light lives on. Each hug, each kiss and each expression of love is a memory I'll have in my heart.

My Mom is battling cancer and heart issues and fights each day. Battling through the pain, the medication and the treatments so she can share in the joy of her children and her grandchildren. I wish I could be there with her, to hold her hand, to pray and to tell her how much I love her and how proud I am of her. How much she has meant to me, ever since I can remember.

Sharing stories about my mom will always put a smile on my face and it's because of her, that I am the man, the husband and father I am today. I am thankful for each day I get to have her near me and I pray for her health to return to her so she can live on the life she deserves. The life to enjoy her children and grandchildren.

Thank you Mom! I can never repay you for all that you've given me, but I can pass on your words of wisdom, your stories and joys. I love you!

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I also want to wish a Happy Mother's day to my wife, the mother of my two fabulous daughters. I've committed to never compare you to my mother and treat you with the love, care and respect you deserve. I hope to live many years and I look forward to the day that I hear our children tell stories of their wonderful Mom. I love you!

The Word is PICTURE [pik-cher]

2007-04-16T20:27:00.000-05:00

I've always been a bit quirky and odd. I'm also a conspiracy nut, so don't ask me about political espionage or corporate warfare and I'm fascinated by the Mafia and Alcatraz (my goal is sleep overnight on Alcatraz). I'm a man of principles and pet peeves, I let too many things get under my skin. The one thing that has always been a thorn under my skn is speech. Please speak correctly, you don't have to be grammaticaly correct all the time, but say the words right.

Words like:
ask - a - s - k not axe.
mines when the word should be mine

But the one the gets me the most and makes my skin crawl is picture.

Too many people say "pitcher". I used to work at a portrait studio and people would come in and say, "I want to order my pitchers." Towards the end of my career there my response would be, "Sorry, we don't sell glassware." My boss would laugh nervously but at least he understood where I was coming from. Thanks Bryan.

I can'' get away from it. My current boss and most of my team will walk by cube and say, "I love your pitchers" so I got a couple of beer pitchers and placed on my desk, so I'll pick one up and start talking about them instead of my photographs.

I've asked them nicely and cordially tried to correct them to say pic-ture but to no avail. I can't ignore them anymore.

So, please, please, please start saying pic-ture when referring to photography. If you can't say photographs. Go ahead, make my day.

Fotodog has been playing

2007-03-09T16:03:00.000-06:00

Sometimes boredom and sleep deprivation make you do wonky things.
I was watching some dumb-ass white boy who thought he was "for-real" and I just went off on a rant and this is what came about.

Sometimes, I crack myself up.
Peace!

Bands worth mentioning

2007-02-19T15:07:00.000-06:00

Hi there.

I've seen a few bands lately that have sparked my interests. I'll try to link to their sites and stuff but check em out.

Attention

Action Versus Action

Plate-O-Shrimp

I'll add more later, but wanted to get these up before I forgot.

A Moment of Silence

2007-02-08T23:31:00.000-06:00

A moment of silence in memory of a dear friend, nay brother. Ahh the stories we can tell. But that is for another day.

Terry and Greg at the office. Thinking about the next adventures of Stupid Dave, the Gentile.

The Adventures of Stupid Dave, the Gentile. Blading in Richfield.